Hey Euros, if you wanna mock Americans, you should hammer away on the fact that 85% of us are still stupid enough to believe in God. It would at least be a valid criticism.
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30 Oct 2011 2:43PM
It won't be stupid when we're in heaven, where all the women are total sluts and there are no STDs. In hell they aren't so promiscuous and if you actually get lucky you'll probably catch something. Did you know they're up to Hepatitis Q down there? Plus you'll have to put up with Jerry Falwell.
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30 Oct 2011 2:59PM
Oh no, we WILL be in heaven. I feel it in my heart. I also feel that there will be massive orgies there and everyone will have huge cocks and cum buckets and get it right back up instantly. In hell, all the penises are small and impotent. Plus you'll have to put up with Steve Jobs.
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30 Oct 2011 3:03PM
Sadly only about 2/3 of the Nation believes in the real Lord, Jesus Christ. God damn liberal doche bags
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30 Oct 2011 3:15PM
Sadly? It's called progress. Religious superstition (and the hatred and bloodshed that invariably accompany it) is a vestige of a time when we needed to invent stories to explain why the sun went down at night. The fact that people still cling to such things in the second decade of the 21st century is as hilarious as it is disconcerting.
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30 Oct 2011 3:04PM
"I feel it in my heart." The perfect summation of a self-reinforcing delusion. Just because you'd like something to be true doesn't mean it isn't a fucking lame fairy tale just like it's always been.
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30 Oct 2011 3:17PM
Believe in a god, if you must. What I can't fathom is your countrymen's insatiable desire to believe that bronze-age tribal mythology is a substitute for scientific research. If you want to cling to a faith, I guess that hurts no-one but you - but when you actively try to undermine the advancement of knowledge, then you're a threat to us all. And you're betraying your place as the current leading world power. When Britain ran the world, we had the Industrial Revolution and massive social and political reforms. What are you doing? How much money in your country is spent trying to prove bizarre and entirely incorrect drivel like creationism and the flood, or actually searching for the garden of Eden? How much intellectual harm are you doing to yourselves and to the world?
I've said it before, I'll say it again - Christian fundamentalists worry me far more then Muslim or Hindu or any other kind. They are the really dangerous ones.
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30 Oct 2011 3:22PM
Outstanding post, very well stated. And I would add this: It is a huge irony that the British now laugh at us (quite correctly) for our religious hysteria, when they still retain the state religion we were trying to escape in the first place. Talk about a well-intentioned idea that went horribly wrong.
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30 Oct 2011 3:40PM
The problem isn't just with Christians, the problems lie with any believers in God - regardless of which religion they are.
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30 Oct 2011 4:23PM
85% believe in God,85% are obese fat bastards,85% have an IQ under 87,85% are niggers,85% have never travelled abroad,85% want an electric mobility scooter,85% think the universe is somewhere in Texas,85% assume that the Arabs are wasting Americas oil,85% of the USA is owned by China,85% of Americans think a Hamburger has ham in it,85% of Americans think O'Reilly or MacDonald are American names,85% of the planet hates America,the other 15% are Americans.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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30 Oct 2011 5:00PM
Nothing wrong belief. There's definitely something wrong with forcing your beliefs on others though.
Atheists are just as guilty of that as Christians.
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30 Oct 2011 6:34PM
i saw a perfectly serious documentary a few months ago about how america is making progress and casting aside blindly following religious beliefs. an example given was of how more and more americans are accepting evolution, and now over 50% of americans believe in it.
i swear i'm not making this shit up. this was absolutley genuine. and i was like, wtf???!?!?! so almost 50% of americans dont believe in evolution? and this is the one remaining world super-power? and we call africa and india "third-world countries"?
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30 Oct 2011 9:44PM
Evolution is a load of bullshit.
You truely believe we came from nothing and then turned from bacteria into human beings?
where is the proof? and why did it take billions of years for us to Evolve into humans?
You and the other 50% have been brain washed into believing in bullshit.
You believe the bible is a fairy tale, yet your belief is just as unbelievable!!
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30 Oct 2011 7:19PM
OP is trolling, why give him the pleasure?
If he wants to believe that he evolved from apes, let him.
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31 Oct 2011 2:45PM
God is real and the USA is his chosen nation.
We invented language, democracy, freedom of speech, the car and the computer, and we gave them all to the world.
Before us nobody was brave enough to tackle terrorists. It took real heroes, American heroes to start healing the world.
We have the best education system in the world.
We have the best health care in the world.
We have the most freedom, written down and how we live.
Haters can say what they like but one day they will thank the USA for making their sorry-assed country, and the whole goddam world, a better place.
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31 Oct 2011 6:11PM
The USA didn't invent language, democracy, freedom of speach or the computer.
The USA Might've invented the car, but there again they probably stole the idea off of someone else.
The rest of your list is also bullshit/wrong.
May i sugest a spot of research before opening your gob?
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31 Oct 2011 7:30PM
May I suggest that you are bitter because my list is completely right and the USA is the greatest country in the history of God's Earth ever.
We also invented television, music and airplanes.
You must be one of those Eurofags who is jealous because all your sorry ass country ever invented was a pointy hat.
Start being grateful that Columbus came over and taught you all some American civilisation.
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31 Oct 2011 9:56PM
OP: "Hey Euros, if you wanna mock Americans, you should hammer away on the fact that 85% of us are still stupid enough to believe in God. It would at least be a valid criticism."
you do know some basic facts about christianity don't you? you do know that the POPE lives in europe don't you? you do know by percentage europe is a lot higher in believing some dude walked on water don't you? you do know 85% of americans is too high to the actual statistic don't you?
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31 Oct 2011 11:20PM
The faggots who have died from aids, wish they could come out of hell & warn you stupid fucks that hell is real. They are begging god to forgive them & they are repenting of their gay sin. God doesn't hear their screams WE REPENT! WE REPENT! WE REPENT.
They had 50 or more years when they was living to repent. Once you're in hell you can never get out.
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01 Nov 2011 12:15AM
The faggots in hell wish they can tell you. Stop promoting the gay agenda. Its not a good lifestyle to live.
