well, as funny as this is, Im pretty sure OP got this off of Reddit. HA! I swear I saw a story just like this on reddit and had a good laugh there too. :)
FREAK_ON_A_LEASHH
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The abiss smiles back!
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I can roll a blunt with one hand and finger fuck your mother with the other! HAAA!
You see here. why cant I come up with bullshit (but awesome) fantasies like this for my creative adult wrighting that I like to do?! hahaha!
hey, Im tired and sleep deprived... leave me alone. I figured the only grammar Nazis were all on reddit or some shit!
Personally, I say dont do it... Im not being a white knight or anything because if I had not had the experiences that I have recently had, I would probably be telling you to do it, but if you did do it, and your woman found out, just immagine how she would feel... Now, I know, some people just dont give a fuck, but... trust me, that kind of shit hurts bro...
and yet still a better love story than twilight... congrats OP.
MMmm! Share please!
and the fact that OP also hides behind "anonymous" just kind of makes him a hypocrite. Also, OP, pics please! Gotta see what a "gorgeous" tranny looks like. haha!
Hmmm... Not sure what to think... "she" is very pretty, but... I dont know if I would be able to JUST fuck her in the ass or get blowjobs, and I am personally not into having things inserted into my own ass, so... I probably would have to say no.
umm.... WHYYYYYY!!!! *cries uncontrollably while hiding in the corner and rocking back and forth* ITS GOING TO EAT MEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!
*raises hand* MEH, I will give her a go...
I am a Botanist and a Horticulturalist in training for legal medicinal herb.
no, I can honestly say I am not in love with my penis... Good to hear that you are with yours, but mine is like a friend that borrows shit and never gives it back, except my penis is like that when Im nervous... performance anxiety is a bitch!
Oh, and inbox me some nudes if you can bro. Thanks OP!
WOW!!! That escalated quickly! lol!
Wouldnt your brother in laws wife be... Your sister?
I wank to the thought of raping your cousin... how does this make you feel?
