Okay... I confess that I want to commit suicide after finding my now ex-girlfriend and my step dad in bed together...
So, this American is in the hospital... The guy is just regaining consciousness and just happens to see a nurse checking his vitals. With his oxigyn mask on, he asks "Nurse, are my testicles black?" The nurse, of course wanting to do her job even though she never looks forward to looking at some ones genitals, moves the blanket and lifts the mans gown. Checking the testicles and seeing that everything looks normal, she informs the patient. As she is about to leave, the man removes his mask and says "well, that was quite nice, but what I really said was, Are my test results back?!"
Damn dude. She is pretty fine. (personal preference of course). If you two break up, send her sexy ass my way bro!
.... seriously? wtf dude? Troll hard much? go fuck yourself. I did not need those thoughts in my head. God damn dude.
yeah, that seems to be what alot of people seem to say... Im just torn... Not even sure if I should be upset about it since they are consenting adults, but I am upset because I did everything I could possibly do to try to keep things right between us... :(
well, to tell you the truth, Id much rather talk it out even if some one isnt going to take my side... Its just kind of hard to fathum that my step dad would allow something like that... of course, he and my mom are getting devoraced and maybe he feels that this is one way he can get back at my mom through me... who knows...
are you suggesting trying to get her back revenge wise, or getting her back into a relationship? I dont think i could do either right now... Im not a vengeful person, and after knowing that she was with my step father, I dont think i would want her back...
Personally, I say dont do it... Im not being a white knight or anything because if I had not had the experiences that I have recently had, I would probably be telling you to do it, but if you did do it, and your woman found out, just immagine how she would feel... Now, I know, some people just dont give a fuck, but... trust me, that kind of shit hurts bro...
Oh, and inbox me some nudes if you can bro. Thanks OP!
Braces and a nipple/tit showing speedo! I think I just fell in love... or just got a hard on. I keep on getting those confused. haha! Any more OP?
Well, you are definitely an observent person. I must say that! You are very correct about them being intimidated because after I left town neither of them would answer their phones... (like I may have mentioned, I moved from SD to NV because of this whole debachle) I do understand the taboo thing and the not turning down a fuck. I just really wish they had not done this... I really cared about her and thought everything was going at least relativly well you know... and you are also right about me living by rules and a kind of "social code" if you will... Sure, I give into desire as well as anyone, but one thing I never do is help a woman cheat, and I have never cheated on a woman that I was with. My gf is one of those types that likes to think that she is all logical and shit, yet when given the chance she fucked my step dad. That to me is not logical, but what do I know. Oh, and everyone pretty much knows about it (friends and family and stuff) because I made sure to make a post of it on my facebook page and reddit... and 4chan... and now here... I dont know, maybe as a revenge or soemthing, but who knows... btw, what does IMJ mean?
No clue, but if you find out, let me know. that is a pretty fucking hot gif!
You see here. why cant I come up with bullshit (but awesome) fantasies like this for my creative adult wrighting that I like to do?! hahaha!
I wank to the thought of raping your cousin... how does this make you feel?
what kind of revenge could I get on her or him that would not leave me looking like a piece of shit to everyone else? I need to do some thinking on this subject... or hell... maybe I will just leave them to themselfs because I already know what kind of wreck she is, and his life isnt much better... they might be perfectly unhappy with each other...
Wouldnt your brother in laws wife be... Your sister?
Ok, all I have to say (even though i may not say it in proper English, or use proper spelling) is that it is not just the people of a country who fuck the other parts of the world up or even fuck their own country up... Its the governments. Yes, we put Obama in office, but we had no idea that he was going to completely fuck us (metaphorically) and in turn fuck over other parts of the world as well. I have been to the UK and have traveled through many parts of Europe, Asia and even the Middle East and I must say that every country has their own problems... The American people are considered dumb and fat, the "english" are considered to have bad oral hygiene and always want tea and crumpets, asians dont know how to drive and arabs are always trying to blow shit up! We get it! FUCK! Why can we not all just go out and puff on a hooka/bong/puffbox/pipe/smoking stick/ or chink eye maker? We are all human beings. Lets not move back in time and act like fucking cave people!
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Umm... if this counts for anything, this is me... I may just be fat, ugly and disgusting enough for your master to have you come to me. If not, oh well... Im sure Iv had better anyways. LMAO!
yeah, I suppose this is true anon... I guess it just kind of fucks with a guy a little bit when some one that he has been with for almost 2 years just up and starts fucking everyone that is even "relativly" close to him... (lol, see what I did there) sorry, bad joke... just trying to cheer myself up a little.