You see here. why cant I come up with bullshit (but awesome) fantasies like this for my creative adult wrighting that I like to do?! hahaha!

well, as funny as this is, Im pretty sure OP got this off of Reddit. HA! I swear I saw a story just like this on reddit and had a good laugh there too. :)

Wow! OP sounds like he/she is flirting with everyone today! All I have to say to you OP is that if all the fags and niggers dropped off the face of the earth right now, you would still be a minority of stupid and ignorant people that think they are WAY better than everyone else. Think of it this way, gay/lesbian people are not bad because they at least know how to keep the sanctity of being married, and if we didnt have the "niggers" as you call them, our economy would be even worse because there would be no one to steal our shit making us have to go out and get new stuff. :) just something to think about OP... just an idea to pass through your tiny little mind... another thing that you could pass through your mind would be a bullet... that would be great to see on an asshole ignorant person like you. lol!

HAHA! that actually is pretty fucking funny. thanks for the laugh.

No worries OP. even if I knew who you were and was a good buddy or something, I wouldn't even bat an eye to your admittance to something like this. Hell, I still (manly tears) type of cry when I read "Where the red fern grows" or "old yeller". the 2nd poster who was bitching about you posting this on ML on the other hand, he seems like he was either not held enough or held to much as a child... not willing/able to share shit like this makes you less humane in my opinion... like you dont even connect with people on a more base level... anyways OP, enough of my ranting... I commend you bro!

ooo! send her my way please!

God damn... why cant I ever find a chick on cl that is wanting to just give me head?! In any case, I suggest that he be laying down on his back (as apposed to sitting or standing or anything) and have him warn you when he is about to cum. (as previously stated by another poster) and then when you feel him spasum and start squirting, just turn your head a tiny bit to the left or right which will keep it from hitting the back of your mouth/throat. IF by some odd chance that that isnt the problem, please inbox me. Iv got a few tips that my ex used to do with me... Oh, and swallowing is fucking sexy as hell. I love it when a woman can take my load and not spit it back out!

well, as much as I hate to say it because I am probably going to get hate mail or some death threats or something (nothing that I am not already accostomed to of course) but... this feels like a trap... I dont mean to offend the person in this picture, but I have seen very convincing trannies, and the small tits (as beautiful as they are) kind of remind me of a transvestite I once knew. If she is an actual woman though, I appologize for making any assumptions. Very beautiful either way.

yeah, and like you know anything about "benjamins"! you are probably just another hard working schmuck like the rest of us!

Agreed! this one is going into my fap bank! :)

No clue, but if you find out, let me know. that is a pretty fucking hot gif!

That is some funny shit OP! thanks for the laugh!

LOL! I wish this site had a fucking like button dude! I've seen people in this very kind of scenario... pisses me off that some douchebags are so fucking lucky. Hopefully my day will come, and hell, maybe yours to bro! good luck and happy hunting!

You are one sick mother fucker!!! (scribbles down your user name and opens up skype) and further more I hope your friends are hot! I mean... fuck... LOL! jk bro. :)) Um... you do have some hot chick friends that I can fap to though, right?

of course she is... if she fucks like a minx, gives it to you whenever/where ever you want it and does not mind giving oral and taking anal she is worth it!

wow! Your insight is astounding my friend. I guess I never really looked at it this way. I can talk to my sister about this kind of thing, but with her it usually just turns into us joking around and telling old stories and shit. Back in SD I have one friend that I trust because we have been friends for 22 years, but again, she is back there, I am about 20 hours away... Maybe I just need to seek professional help because there is obviously anger issues that I need to work out as well. again, thanks for your insight and taking the time to put things in perspective. Im going to sit on all this and think.

Well, you are definitely an observent person. I must say that! You are very correct about them being intimidated because after I left town neither of them would answer their phones... (like I may have mentioned, I moved from SD to NV because of this whole debachle) I do understand the taboo thing and the not turning down a fuck. I just really wish they had not done this... I really cared about her and thought everything was going at least relativly well you know... and you are also right about me living by rules and a kind of "social code" if you will... Sure, I give into desire as well as anyone, but one thing I never do is help a woman cheat, and I have never cheated on a woman that I was with. My gf is one of those types that likes to think that she is all logical and shit, yet when given the chance she fucked my step dad. That to me is not logical, but what do I know. Oh, and everyone pretty much knows about it (friends and family and stuff) because I made sure to make a post of it on my facebook page and reddit... and 4chan... and now here... I dont know, maybe as a revenge or soemthing, but who knows... btw, what does IMJ mean?

well, to tell you the truth, Id much rather talk it out even if some one isnt going to take my side... Its just kind of hard to fathum that my step dad would allow something like that... of course, he and my mom are getting devoraced and maybe he feels that this is one way he can get back at my mom through me... who knows...

.... seriously? wtf dude? Troll hard much? go fuck yourself. I did not need those thoughts in my head. God damn dude.