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16 Nov 2011 1:43AM
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After work I run right home
Faster than a cheetah
So I can go online and spank
To underage lolitas

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16 Nov 2011 1:52AM

I know what you mean about
Those sweet BLEEP cuties,
I always like stroking
to their smooth little booties

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16 Nov 2011 1:55AM

Let the word go forth at once
To one and then to all
That if there's grass upon the field
It's time that we play ball

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16 Nov 2011 2:01AM

All these poems suck.
You guys should try a haiku.
But preteens are hot.

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16 Nov 2011 2:09AM

I find this post of yours to be
Extremely weak and banal
Clearly you're just pissed because
Your wife won't give you anal

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16 Nov 2011 2:16AM

Your poem lacks all taste and class,
You like to piss and moan.
While my cock plows your sister's ass,
Your head is up your own.

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16 Nov 2011 2:19AM

If I had a sister
She'd be way too good for you
You'd have a better chance of fucking
Captain Kangaroo

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16 Nov 2011 3:17AM

That's funny coming from a man
Whose only lover is his hand.
The closest thing besides your palm
Was as an infant leaving your mom.
At least it gives you lots of time
To make up your next pithy rhyme.
Now give up while your loss is plain.
No need to further strain your brain.

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16 Nov 2011 3:24AM

You guys are boring. Go away.
I've had enough of this today.

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16 Nov 2011 2:19AM

Boards are always good for a laugh
Though I'm afraid I have to go.
I only stopped by to say
. . . Cool story, bro.

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16 Nov 2011 2:19AM

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Aw, nevermind.

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16 Nov 2011 2:44AM

I've never gotten herpes
And not AIDS or the clap
The reason is because I always
Stay at home and fap

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16 Nov 2011 1:24PM

Some of you desperately need to work on your syllabic meter.

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