After work I run right home
Faster than a cheetah
So I can go online and spank
To underage lolitas
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I know what you mean about
Those sweet BLEEP cuties,
I always like stroking
to their smooth little booties

Let the word go forth at once
To one and then to all
That if there's grass upon the field
It's time that we play ball

All these poems suck.
You guys should try a haiku.
But preteens are hot.

I find this post of yours to be
Extremely weak and banal
Clearly you're just pissed because
Your wife won't give you anal
Your poem lacks all taste and class,
You like to piss and moan.
While my cock plows your sister's ass,
Your head is up your own.
If I had a sister
She'd be way too good for you
You'd have a better chance of fucking
Captain Kangaroo

Boards are always good for a laugh
Though I'm afraid I have to go.
I only stopped by to say
. . . Cool story, bro.

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Aw, nevermind.

I've never gotten herpes
And not AIDS or the clap
The reason is because I always
Stay at home and fap