cooper didn't fucking work out six days a week, he did the same thing you're doing except with a hollywood doc to monitor his levels and get him pure shit, a personal chef to play tetris with his macros, etc. maybe he did do stupid constant high volume training, but when you're cycling, that stupid shit works. (which is why roiding personal trainers piss me off as they teach non-roiders to do counterproductive routines)
you should join us in the steroid threads over on /fit/ at 4chan :)