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17 Sep 2011 6:42AM

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When visiting her 30 year old son adam for the weekend, adams mother sat at the dinner table whilst they were all eating and kept asking questions to her Adam and his female flatmate sally about "the 2 of them"

Sick of all the inuendo the son finally turned round and said "look mum, we are just flatmates, nothing more"

A week after mum had left Sally still could not find the frying pan, so Adam emailed his mum........

Dear Mum

I am not saying you did steal our frying pan, Im not saying you didnt, but the fact is that since you left we have not been able to find it,

Lots of love Adam

a few days went by and then came mums response.......

have you worked it out yet?

wait for it..........

Dear Adam

Im not saying you are sleeping with Sally, Im not saying that you are not sleeping with her, But the fact is if she slept in her owm bed she would have found the fucking frying pan by now.

Lots of Love Mum

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Anonymous

19 Sep 2011 5:24PM

what?

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 2:57PM

YOU DUMB FUCK!!

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Anonymous

19 Sep 2011 7:17PM

hide and seek with the frying pan?

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 2:57PM

NO, JUST HIDE AND SEEK WITH YOUR LAST BRAIN CELL, YOU DUMB FUCK!

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Anonymous

19 Sep 2011 7:48PM

I don't get it.

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 2:56PM

YOU DUMB FUCK!

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 5:29PM

Im OP from "i don't get it" I said i didn't get it cause i thought it was supposed to be a "funny" joke. Moron.

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Anonymous

21 Sep 2011 12:49AM

You have to have a certain level of intelect to appreciate the irony, I suppose you just dont have the required IQ, never mind - your mummy still loves you (or at least thats what you pretend when you wank over her sleeping body)

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 12:12AM

How can you not get it? His mom knew he was lying when he said he and Sally weren't sleeping together. So the mom hid the pan in the girl's bed... since Sally was sleeping in Adam's bed and not her own, she never came across the hidden pan. When they wanted to cook with it they couldnt find it so they assumed the mom had it...but she just used it to prove that they had lied about not fucking.

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Anonymous

20 Sep 2011 2:58PM

AT LAST, 4 REPLIES IN AND WE HAVE A WINNER - SOME ONE WITH A BRAIN CELL.

YOU ARE NOT A DUMB FUCK!

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Anonymous

22 Sep 2011 1:17AM

I've heard another version where it was a rich guy with a live-in maid or something, I thought that worked better, because in this case how would mom know which bed they would sleep in?

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