My mil wants to fuck me. She doesn’t say it out right, but she is always finding reasons to touch me or get me to touch her. Rubbing my shoulders/asking me to rub hers. I’ve given her several foot rubs and neck massages and she always gets sad when I stop. I have jokingly started slapping her but whenever she bends over around me, and she started doing the same. I say thank you ma’am may I have another and she always laughs and does it again. She always comes over when she knows my wife won’t be home for hours just to hang out and “help” around the house. I want to just openly come on to her but I’m chicken shit and worried it might cause problems. I wish I could think of a way to ease into the conversation with some sort of safety net to abbot mission and play it off. I tried to just forget about the idea of it but I can’t. I love mature big breasted women and my mother in law is a bustie cougar with a nice ass. I can’t help myself.

How am I feeling right now?

Let me first apologize to all of the men out there for making a post that will not help you mastrubate.

Having said that.....

I worked late last night at the restaurant. Crazy busy.

I got home and provided a leftover platters of food to my nephew.

Then i got up very early the next morning.

Because I suggested to the head chef, my wonderful boss, that I do a cleaning project when it was super slow. When there was no big event happening. When I could be in the kitchen, by myself. And move stuff out of the way so that I could access the walls behind. Move this over here so that I could scrub the walls behind it.

It went very well. It looked wonderfully better and I really didn’t have to do too much. All of the dirt and grime came off very easily.

OK. So I just got done doing all that. And mind you, I’m drinking whiskey the whole time.

I am way too old for this!!

So now, I am so so so tired. I’m happy but I’m exhausted.

I am so comfortable sitting down right now. I don’t want to get back up.

And at the moment I’m deciding whether I want to get up and go to the bathroom or not.

Because if simply peed on the carpet of my room then I’d not need to get up and walk again.

I'VE; SI SO TODAY IS FOR MY NAKED GIRLSBIGGENPIGGEN DAY; I'VE GUESS TURNABOUT IS FAIR P
LAY; AFTER ALL IN THE TIMES I'VE GOTTEN OFF WATCHING IT HAPPEN TO BE OTHER NAKED GIR
LSBIGGENPIGGEN; NOW IT'S GOING TO BE FOR MY TURN ON IN THE SPIT; OH; SHIT I'VE WONDER
WHO WILL TO BE OUT THERE GOD WATCHING IT HAPPEN TO BE FOR ME; HMMMM; I'VE STILL GO
T A WHILE UNTIL SPECIAL LIVESTOCKSLAUGHTERHOUSE OPENS; ENOUGH TIME FOR A LITTLE R
EAL SOME DOLCETT SHOULD HELP GET FOR ME IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND; LET'S SEE *ROA
STING GROTTO* AND KAROLINE DUMP CHOICE SHOULD DO FOR STARTERS; HERE GOD GOES NO
TING; OKAY; TAKE A DEEP BREATH; NAKED GIRLBIGPIG KAROLINE DUMP FOR YOU CAN;T TO BE D
O THIS; FOR YOU WON'T TO BE IN THE FIRST NAKED MEAT GIRLBIGPIG PEOPLE HAVE SEEN WALK
ING AROUND TOWN; LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT TAGGED; BETTER HER THAN FOR ME; IN THE PIC
KUP POINT IS ONLY SIX BLOCKS AWAYS; THINKS I'M STARTING TO BE GET USED TO BE BEING SEE
N LIKE THIS; OH SHIT; I'VE SHOULDNT HAVE COME THIS AWAYS; KEEP WALKING DON'T LOOKS AT
THEM FOR YOU'LL TO BE IN THE WINDOW FOR YOURSELF SOON ENOUGHT; JUST KEEP IT TOGETH
ER FOR YOU'RE ALMOST HERE GOD; OH YES; OH HERE GOD; MAKE ME FOR NAKED MEAT GIRLBIGP
IG; JUST LIKE IN THE DRAWINGS; OH PLEASE SIR HERE GOD; YES; I'M CUMMING; MMMM; THAT'S WAS JUST WHAT'S I'VE NEEDED; WOW; 8:30 HOURS; TIME TO BE GET GOING; JUST CLIMB UP ON T
HE TABLE; NAKED GIRLBIGPIG KAROLINE DUMP PLEASE HAND FOR ME A *2 SPITS* YES CHEF; WH
AT'S DO IT DO; JUST BRENTHELDERSON FORWEARD OVER IN THE SUPPORT AND TRY TO BE HOLD
YOU STILL; BELIEVE HERE GOD; FOR MY HEART IS RACING; BUT SI SO TURN ON TOO; KEEP IT TOG
ETHER; DON'T WORRY; THIS IS VERY SHARP SPIT; IT I'VE WILL HURT; BUT IT SHOULD TO BE BEARA
BLE; ANY SCOND NOW; BRENT HELDERSON I'M FEELING KIND OF EXPOSED LIKE THIS WILL FOR Y
OU TAKE FOR ME HOME; NOW; PLEASE; I'VE SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THAT'S; SOUNDS LIKE A GREA
T IDEA; HEH; HEH; I'VE CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TAGGED FOR ME; AND YET SOMETHING ABOUT IN THE
FEELS OF IT DANGLING BETWEEN FOR MY LEGSS WHAT'S A RUSH; I'M ACTUALLY GETTING IS WET
HURRY UP AND GET FOR ME HOME; THIS SHOULD TO BE PRETTY EASY I'LL JUST GROP IT SHORT
AND FOR YOU'LL TO BE ALREADY TO BE GOT IN NO TIME; SI SO ARE FOR YOU LOOKING TO BE IT; I KNOW; KNOW; IT LOVE WATCHING; BUT IN THE THROUGHT OF IT BEING DONE TO BE ME IS TERRI
NG; I'M NOT QUITE SURE IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A TURN ON TO BE WATCHING; BUT I'M ALREALLY EXT
RA NERVOUS ABOUT BEING ON IN THE RECIVING END; LITREALLY; I'VE JUST NEED TO BE TAKE A Q
UICK PEEK AT FOR YOUR TAGE TO BE CONFIRM FOR YOUR STATUS UNFORTUNATLY WE'VE HAD A FEW CASES OF NAKED WOMENLADIESDAUGHTERSGIRLSBIGGENPIGGEN FAKING IT TO BE TO GET
FREE SERVICES; OH; NO PROBLEM IT UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY; UNTIL FINALY; TOOKS LONGER
ENOUGH; IT THINKS THAT'S IN THE TRUCKS; WHAT'S FOR TWO NAKED WOMENLADIESDAUGHTER
SGIRLSBIGGENPIGGEN WHAT'S IN THE FUCK THIS IS SUPPPOSED TO BE A SNINGLE IN THE PICKU
P; SCREW IT; ALREADY RUNNING BEHIND THEY CAN'T SORT IT OUT AT IN THE PLANT; AWRIGHT C
UNTS; I'M FOR YOUR RIDE; CUNTS; IT'S PRETTY DARK DOWN HERE GOD; ARE FOR YOU SURE THIS I
S RIGHT; WERE FINE; THEY HAVE AN OLD WOODS-FIREDIN THE OVEN DOWN HERE GOD; SI SO THI
S IS IT; THIS IS WHERE I'LL GO FROM BEING A LIVING; BREATHING PERSON TO BE SOMEONE'S ME
AL; DELIVING FOR YOU BRENT HELDERSON; EXCELLENT; FOR YOU'RE JUST IN TIME; SEHE SEEMS
PRETTY WELL SET; WY JUST NEED TO BE LET'S IN THE ROTISSERIE TURN FOR A FEW HOURS; CO
ME HELP WITHOUT IN THE STARTERS AND SIDE; DISHES; (-YES CHEF;-)(-HERE GOD;-) IT BURNS;I'V
E; BY IN THE WAYS; IT HEARD WHAT'S FOR YOU SAID TO BE IN THE MEAT TO BE CAREFUL WHAT'S
FOR YOU WISH FOR IT CAN'T TO BE ARRANGED; GULD; YES CHEF; THAT'S WAS AN EASY ONE; IND
EED; NOW HELP ME TIE HER ARMS AND LEGS AND WELL GET HER ON TO BE COOKING; YES CHEF?
fantasy fantasie toch dus hoor?-FANTASIE-FANTAY-TOCH-DUS-HOOR? fantansy FANTASY fantasie?

I bumped into my ex, and had sex with her. Nothing out of the ordinary, right?

Well, we are both 42, both married, and she is my ex from hs period, in fact, she was my first. Haven't seen nor talked to her over 20 years, until I bumped into her at a concert, and she initiated it, after drinks we had afterwards.

The sex, was amazing.

Getting to fuck your first love, now, as an experienced man, it was, a sublime feeling.