My best friend is always bragging about how big his cock is and how he fucks so many girls so hard all the time, etc. Well today he got kicked out of his moms house and says he has no where to stay... he's currently staying in his car all night and all I can think about is inviting him to stay a few nights with me. All i want is a glimpse of his huge cock.. plus hes been complaining how recently its been hard to get girls so I just want to blert out and say " i can help you with that"... ugh maybe a little ball massage or something

To everyone who uses Motherless and to all the posters,
I HATE to mention this but its supposed to be an Adult Porn site, we all want to see your Mum's Sisters Wives Girlfriends etc, but not fully clothed or in there bikini's,
We want to see them naked on all 4's showing there asshole and pussies, open leg pussy shots boobs even with something shoved in there holes, BUTT NAKED PICTURE'S
If we wanted to see them fully clothed or in those Bikini's we would use other social media sites like Instagram, Facebook etc where you post your holiday Birthdays Wedding, and Annaversary pics and

Help! Need opinions. I am a 30yo white chubby goth girl. I recently realized I am extremely attracted to older white/Hispanic fit men. I love going to the gym and ogling the guys there but I'm too shy to approach or hit on any of them. I feel like they'd never be attracted to me. What do you think? Am I overthinking it? Am I right?I'm not attracted to black dudes at all. Specifically just older men who are really fit and muscular. Lean or bulky.For context, I'm not like 300lbs or anything. Im just over 200, I have a pretty face, and ass and tits for days. But again I am chubby, got a belly, thick legs/arms/etc.Thoughts? Any advice for getting a muscle to destroy my holes and choke me out?
Cross posted because I'm desperate for opinions. 

Went to a club downtown with my gf tonight. Loud music, flashing lights, etc. We're dancing with her friends when I notice that my gf is staring up at something above and behind me. When I turn I notice the cage full of people above me, all of them dancing. 

Immediately though my eye is drawn to one specific girl. She's got milky white skin, pretty face, blonde, not a stripper- but she's dressed in only pink lacy lingerie. She's dancing and shaking her ass in the sexiest way imaginable and I can pretty confidently tell that thats who my gf is staring at.

I'm trying not to stare myself as she moves her ass up and down, sliding around with her cheeks on either side of a metal bar in the cage. But as I look back at my gf she's absolutely mesmerized by this beautiful girl dancing. I cant even lie, when I saw just how into that girls dancing my gf was, it made me so horny. I started imagining a three-way with my gf and that girl.

The best part came when she noticed that my gf was staring and the girl smiled and stuck her DD tits out between the bars of the cage. She bounced them and shook them, and they looked so soft. 

Cleaning out the garage at my in-laws after my father in law passed away. My mil told me I was welcome to keep anything I wanted, tools/sporting equipment/ fishing gear/ etc. there was a large toolbox, shoved in the back with a few hand tools, but the bottom compartment was locked, and we couldn’t find the key. So I just took the toolbox home and drilled out the lock. Now I know why it was locked. There was a hole stack of hustler mags and playboys, but even better than that there was a stack of cds. Most of which was bootleg pornos, but when I was checking them out there was one labeled in red sharpie that said bonanza season one. I started to just throw it away with the rest of the disks but I am so glad I didn’t. Apparently, that was his way of disguising the CD with pictures he had taken of my mother in law over the years. I’ve known for years that he was a bit of a perv but I didn’t know much of a perv my mil was also. I’d kinda like to show her off on here if anyone wants to see.

Life is Good

the country club that i work at was having a big event. and there was a crazy amount of leftovers -- delicious pulled pork, slaw, veggies, cakes, sandwiches, pastry etc.

I always walk around and ask other employees "Did you want to take home some pork? "

"Nancy, do you want to bring home some pastry or brownies for your parents and your your brothers?"

But after i know that everyone has gotten all that they want i grab it. And i grab all of it!!! Cause it's just gonna go in the trash.

"Call me the dumpster diver!" I often say to co workers.

So i have this obscene amount of food to share with my Mom and adult nephew.

So after work i do not have to go home and cook. And i enjoy that. i can just relax and drink vodka. Life is good.

So while having this feast i decided that i'd give a little to my favorite charity. My agnostic self donated to a Christian charity. I donated to a wonderful shelter that provides wonderful meal and housing to homeless people.

Not a lot of money. But it's better than nothing. It's what i can do right now.

What to say to a girl who is obviously looking for attention? Tight leggings cleavage Etc

My wife's always been abit prude when it ever came about talking about our previous sex life's we meet relatively young at 20 and I had been in 2 semi serious relationships up until that point but between those relationships I'd still managed to put few notches on my belt.
My wife is a beautiful slender blonde in her early 20's and dressed in slutty crop tops and mini skirts i fail to think she  was  as innocent as she'd have me believe back then. 

I'd love to hear her stories about previous bf's,  drunken one night stands, holiday gang bangs, etc... I get so horny thinking about her with other men. 

But I don't think I could even get her to tell me she'd sucked someone else's dick in past life because she's so prude about those conversations. 

Any suggestions how I could get her to open up?