Somehow my rig fits perfectly into her ass

From time to time I write about this because it makes me laugh.

I went to college with a set of twins, most people think identical, they were fraternal, brother and sister. He was sort of her inside guy and would admit which guys had what crush, turn one etc. She was his inside source providing female intel. All said including them the group was 10 of us. As a total joke... honestly a joke...  someone made a glory hole in one of the dorm closets. They had a spare door, so stupid college shit there it is.

The plan was we draw straws, female goes in the closet, male outside of it, definite handjob, more if you felt like it. No talking, no sound, 10 minutes each. To ease minds he told his sister we rigged it, so each person had their crush. And in truth we did rig it. Halloween prank, stupid college kid shit, paired them up so she'd give her brother a handjob. He had no clue, she had no clue, only a 3 of us knew (me, 1 other guy, 1 girl).

Perfect plan until after it happened. She told her friend it went from hand job to blowjob to fucking real quick. She hadn't planned on fucking, didn't have a wrap, and was disappointed because he didn't last long and blew it in her but she wasn't worried since she's on the pill. Once we realized what happened we swore not to talk about it ever again. I said my crush did way more and I didn't last. So did the other guy. This provided cover. We kept a close eye on both, didn't want that secret out and possible self harm.

But yeah played a prank and Murphy's Law it royally backfired and her own twin creampied her. Thank god she was on the pill! Taking that one to my grave!

Hoping someone can give me a hand finding some porn I used to watch back somewhere between (I think) 2000-2010. Maybe a bit later on. 

It was bondage/anal porn where a girl would be secured in a steel rig on her hands and knees with a camera on a stand in front of her and behind her. A guy would coax her through what looked like first time anal training with lube/Vaseline and a series of plugs while she grimaced in pain/discomfort.

The vids were unique in that both views were visible at the same time so the video would be split down the middle of the screen with one half showing the front of the girl and her face and the back half showing what was happening to her. The man would always be quite calm and soothing but would also keep trying to get the girls to arch their back and would just keep going. 

i never thought when i started using ice it would lead to so many sexual encounters. my first wife and i would party with her friends which led to weekend long 3ways and sometimes 4ways...me,her and a friiend or two of hers. my second wife liked pussy but was a bit jealous. unless it was family. my ex mother-in-law walked in on me beating of like a mad man while my wife was cleaning. when my ex was pregnant, mother-in-law moved in and was my pnp fuckmate. my exs cousin would visit and she soon became a cumdump for me. but they wouldnt stay horny for days like i would and none of them could keep up. i met a crossdresser on a chatline and he/she told me ice was what turned him into a crossdressing sissy cocksucker. id never even thought about sex with a guy but i met him/her at a hotel and she was very passable. even wore a gray granny wig like id requested. i let him/her hit the pipe while i loaded my rig. when he/she got spun and said "i wanna suck cock now" i got undressed and prepared for my shot. she/he got one her knees between my legs as i sat on the edge of the bed. when i pulled the needle out of my arm a hot wet mouth engulfed my stiffening cock. the wave of the rush plus that sissy's mouth was the best feeling id ever had in my life. over the next 36 hr and several more shots my cock wasnt out of that mouth for more than 30 minutes. i shot 4 loads down that amazing throat

The 405 may have some fast street racers but the lot Lizard's leave a lot of room for improvement! Only had one stop by and a 50+yo black crack whore is not getting in my rig even if she paid me! Hope it gets better when the weather does? oh well no BJ for me tonight guess it will be another a self servce kinda night.

I am a hang gliding instructor. Its the sweetest gig. You meet all sort of giddy college girls looking for their first glide. I strap myself real tight against their hard little bodies, hold them as they shiver in fear as we begin, stroke their titties when we do some tight maneuvers. They're like putty in my hands, and often after a lesson, its pretty easy to hook up afterwards for more fun.

There's not much call for hang gliding in the winter, though, so in the winter I go down to the city and fight crime. I rig up a costume and I base jump off buildings, cruising the streets looking for action. When I see a low-life, I swoop down, barrel roll into them and knock them unconscious. Then I steal their wallets and kick them in the groin. Them low-lifes are good for nothing, and it feels good to take back a little of what I pay in taxes. Damn government keeps taking from hard-working americans to feed these scum of the streets.

So that's my life. I love it, I feel like I'm in control of my destiny and I enjoy the feeling of superiority over other people. What's wrong with that? I'm a hang-gliding instructor.

After losing a rigged drinking game the new dishwasher pulled out some blow.  My gf didn't stand a chance after that....

What would you rate this rig which doesn't appear to be wearing underwear?

I am a 66 year old man that had never touched any illegal drug my entire life. That is until 4 months after my 64th birthday. i had been planning my escape from my world into the bad world of drugs for years and had studied all the information I could find. I wanted the baddest of the bad that gave the best high you can get using the most harmful method to get high. There really was only one choice. I was retiring and while the people that I worked planned and gave me a nice party I was putting my own parT together. When the big night arrived everything was ready and except for a couple people that helped me get what I needed and a nurse my home was empty. I sat quietly quietly watching them make up what they told me were rigs. Not a big amount of the white crystals went into each syringe (point as i found out later)then they finished up by adding close to the same amount of warm warm water to the point and shook it hard until it was nearly clear with a touch of cloudiness. Next they asked for the 20th time if I was sure I wanted to go through with this and was I aware of the risks were and i said in a shaky voice yes it was going to happen no matter how many times they asked and to please do it already. Then they put a tourniquet on one arm i don't remember which and the nurse started tapping around looking for the best vein she could find next i felt the sharpness of the needle as it entered. I knew at that split second my life would never be the same and I may have stepped into a black hole never to return. I watched intently as blood  came up into the point and the nurse slowly pushed the plunger down. She asked several times if there was any pain and i said no. The first thing I noticed was a slight taste of metal in my mouth then I could feel an intense pleasure rush through my veins  I could literally feel the meth flow through my veins. It was the most intense pleasure I had ever had in my life, I realized at that split second Tina was going to be my master and mistress for the rest of my years, my one and only true love. The first rush lasted for a bit more than 7 minutes. I have had longer more intense and shorter less intense but I have never had a terrible rush. I damn near killed  my self the first eight months I used. Months of slamming to soon or to much or not keeping myself hydrated and too big of slamm when no one was with me. After using hard for 8 months and ending up in the hospital. I realized something was going to have to change or I wouldn't live long enough to enjoy slamming Meth to really make it worth my while. I quit cold turkey in one day and for the next 9 months I was sober. it was all part of my plan because there was no way I was going to give up my lover Tina (meth), While I was sober I had a time lock safe installed and set it to open every Friday evening and let Tina out. I have never regretted letting Tina into my life and never look back

I confess that I am blackmailing my girlfriend.

We have been dating for about 4 months and at the time the relationship was clearly coming to end as she was always talking about how she wanted to move into her own place again (we are living together) because she wanted to feel independent or something like that but recently I found out she was an illegal immigrant, she speaks very good English and where I live Polish people (she is Polish) are very common so I didn't suspect anything before we started dating.

She is roughly 5'6, has black hair and brown eyes with a perky but firm ass but since she's quite “skinny” her tits are only small c-cups, anyway as I was saying we were dating for 4 months when I found out her 'big' secret. When I found out I didn't really give a fuck because I didn't see how it changed out relationship but then as I was about to say “It's okay Vika, I don't care that you're not 'supposed' to be here, I love you” or whatever.. she got down on her knees and looked up wih her cute little eyes and said “I'll do anything if you please just don't tell anyone” and I immediately saw that I had a golden opportunity.

So I said “Ok.. I won't tell.. but I want you to do some things for me”. Since then on I have been treating her like the illegal immigrant she is and she can't break up with me for obvious reasons, I know I may sound like a complete asshole with an apparent superiority complex but treating someone like shit and them being able to do nothing about it is so... just so good.

Last Thursday for example I did one thing which really annoyed her, I sent her out in the middle of the night naked to turn off the car alarm, which I had rigged to go on, and when she went outside and turned off the alarm I locked the front door, which meant that all the people living on the estate who were woken by the alarm going off saw her naked in the street. After about 10 mins of her trying to get in and calling my name I opened the door and simply said “You got it to turn off then? Well done” in the most patronising voice I could muster and slapped her on the ass and went back to bed knowing that she couldn't get mad at me.

But on Saturday I did something which really made her visibly upset, her friends Gabulja and Inga came over to keep her company while I was going to be playing a monthly 5-a-side tournament with some friends. I came down the stairs and saw her laughing with her friends in the kitchen and I called her over to me and said “I want a quickie before I go out” and she pleaded with me to not have to but I persisted and brought her up to the bedroom which is directly above the kitchen.
I then proceeded to have to have the noisiest sex I have ever had knowing very well that her friends were right below us.

After we were done, I got dressed again and she got hastily dressed with her make-up smudged from where she must have been quietly sobbing and we went back down to kitchen where I said “You have fun now” gave her a little kiss, smacked her on the ass as I was leaving which i'm sure infuriated her even more. I know this won't last long as she will eventually just not care if she gets deported so I'm making the most out of it while I can.

I have a confession.
My older brother and I were at a rodeo in west Texas. We weren’t competing or anything just watching the show. Anyway, there was this nice looking young brunette working the concession stand and I started flirting with her. I wound up getting her number.
I called her a few days later and we made a date to go out. I picked her up and told her that there was a party at a friend of mines house that I wanted to take her too. Her dad made us take her little brother Glen along with us. I guess he thought that would keep me from trying to fuck his daughter. She was a cute, petite brunette with a small ass and these very firm, very large tits that I couldn’t wait to get my hands on. Anyway the three of us went to eat at a local restaurant and then off to the party we go.
We get there and there are a number of guys, probably 7or 8 and just two other girls besides Kathy. I was looking for a way to get her alone and there were these two guys playing a video game in the living room. I introduced her brother to them and left him in there with them.
There was a card game going on at the kitchen table and Kathy and I got involved in that. There was a bottle of Jack Daniels being passed around the table as well as a couple of joints and it wasn’t long before we were pretty high.
I asked a buddy of mine named Larry if I could use his bedroom for a bit to which he agreed. This was a well known party house and this was not uncommon.
I took her back to the bedroom and it wasn’t long before She was naked sucking my dick and then spread her legs to get fucked. We were pretty stoned and I guess I went to sleep.
I was awakened to the bed moving a couple of hours later and when I rolled over there was my buddy Larry laying on his back with this little whore riding his dick for all she was worth.
I gathered my clothes and got dressed with him still fucking her. I walked back to the kitchen and got a beer. Everybody was pretty much crashed by then. I guess Glen heard me in the kitchen and walked in there to see what was up. I told him to come here I want to show you something. We walked to the bedroom door and he could clearly his sister bouncing up and down on Larry’s cock.
I told him I was heading out and asked if he wanted a ride. He said he did and we left her there and I dropped him off in front of his house before going on home myself.
The next day her dad called me wanting to know where his daughter was. I told him that her and a friend of mine seemed to hit it off so I left her with him. I even gave him the address in case he wanted to go see for himself. I understand that he went by there and tried to get her to come home with him. I guess she had some daddy issues cause I heard she told him to go fuck himself and stayed with Larry.
I saw Larry in town a few days ago and he told me he had bored with her pretty quickly but she seemed to like the availability of plenty of weed and alcohol that was always there. He also said she seemed to be enjoying the large variety of hard dicks that were always coming through. From what I hear she had been fucked by between 12-15 different guys before they all bored with her and dropped her off in front of her dad’s house.
Fast forward about 2 months and I guess my older brother had bumped into her somewhere and he is dating her. I told him about her time at the party house and he confronted her about it. She lied to him and said it never happened and that I was just jealous because she didn’t want to go out with me anymore. I told him whatever and just let it go.
Next thing Iknow he has moved her in with him. I didn’t say anything else about it to him. I guessed he’d figure it out soon enough.
The town we lived in was kind of small and it was difficult to not bump into people. I was working nights on drilling rigs. I got up about noon on a day off and decided to go have a couple of cold beers. There was a small bar I used to go to. As I was pulling in to park I noticed a couple fooling around in the front seat of a truck around the side of the building.
It was a dirt parking lot and small so I walked right past where this was going on as I went into the bar.
I could see that the passenger door was open, there was a girl on her back with her legs spread outside the truck and a guy between her legs fucking her. The guy noticed me but I just gave him a quick thumbs up and kept walking.
I sat down on a bar stool and ordered a beer. After it was about half way gone I notice the guy from the truck outside walk in. And lo and behold this little whore that he had been fucking followed him in. And, you got it, it was this gal that was living with my brother.
She noticed me too and came over wanting to talk. The guy didn’t seem to give a shit what she did as he ordered a beer. I told her I didn’t want to talk about this in public and told her let’s go outside.
We walked out to my car and sat down in the passenger seat. I walked around and sat in the drivers. She started chattering something about please don’t tell your brother.
While she was still talking I unzipped my pants, reached over with my right had and pushed her face into my lap. I was pushing her head down and raising my hips while I fucked her mouth until I shot my wad down her throat.
When I was done using her mouth I told her that if she wanted me to be quiet that she would be doing whatever I told her to do. She agreed and for probably close to a year from then I would fuck her mouth and pussy any time I wanted. Hell, I even loaned her out to friends at times.
After a while my brother caught her fucking around and tossed her out.
The last I heard of her she was going into the Navy. Bet all those sailors were loving her.

i confess that when i was 15 my older neighbor and his two friends tricked me into sucking all of their cocks...they told me that they would suck my cock if i beat them in poker, but i had to suck one of theirs if i lost.....obviously i lost, but instead of one they made me suck all three....once i was sucking my neighbor they started shoving poppers up my nose....after i as begging for more cum, they told me that the deck was rigged.....I still cum the hardest sucking groups of older men, doesnt matter if I know them or on my knees in an adult arcade, or gloryhole!!!

I'll bet anyone 10-1 the next U.S. p r e s I d e n t I a l (LOL, I typed it)election is nigger rigged.

this stated out as a response to another post, I felt that it deserved its own thread, so here goes.

wrked my way through college as a retail security detective, not the uniform losers that walk around the main mall, the ones that r hired by the main retailers to work in the store. Basically 3 guys sitting in a room looking at 100's of cameras. You can go only so long b4 you stop watching the merch and start watching the jb and milfs. WE'd catch pervy dudes all the time doing shit like that. flasher/jakers , upskirt shooters with shoe cams and that kinda shit. This was the early says of interwebs and some of its true potential was being seen. It was found on a messege board that mens room was a regular metting area for guys on the DL to get freaky with each other. It was a real phun job for awhile, and little did they know that people behind the camera were bigger pervs than the ones we were looking for. we had a great team 5 pretty major pervs a boss who really did not understand the technology too well and a cool female was not onto our perveyness but was determined to do her job. so when s group of JBs would be pulled in for shoplifting and all we knew they had was not recovered it was off to interview/ holding room for a strip search. For our saftey this room was under obvious video surveillance. Off would go the cool female detective and strip them down 1 by 1, and of course we made a show of how the monitor of that camera would be turned of and how all main monitors recorders were off and how we would standing outside the camera room while the search occured. little did super detective know that it was very easy to divert siginal from that camera to another rarely used recorder. IT was awesome, especially when they stole bras and panties(more so back then, b4 moms were willing let their daughters slut it up so the only way to get it was to steal it). I would always fantasize that the female detective would get them naked and then force them to perform sex acts on her. She was so demanding of them it was like watching the first few minutes of a femmsub/femdom porn movie. so fucking hot, 10 years later and it stills rolls into the spank bank once in a while.
PS
that camera in that interview/holding room was a rig job becasue the company did want to shell out for industry standard types. So we got a nice mid-range home movie camera from the returns pile and used that, the great thing about that was it meant we would have audio too. just ran some speaker wire to the camera room and slapped some RCA ends on it and hook it up to the recorder and its all good. When the "I'll do anything not get in trouble" line comes out you almost get an instant hard on. I wish that i could say that audio hook up was some master stroke of genus, but really this room was on the edge of the outside wall of the store, and if you put a radio in there you could pump the audio back into the other room which was too far to get any reception. So my obsessive need to hear Howard Stern every morning led me to have some great visual and auditory voyeuristic experiences while i was in my mid 20's.
Man i wish i could have fucked one of those little sluts, but it was too hard, if you were even caught alone in a room 1 male and 1 female suspect just for a few minutes you could loose your job. So if it were 2 guys working and you caught a female you would have grab one of the female managers of the floor as you were escorting the suspect back to the "room". in some cases it would be ok if you looked the girl in the room alone as long as you did not go inside until a female showed up. The closest i ever came was one time when it was us 2 dudes and we grabed this smoking hot little punky emo type, she was in the room with the door open and were waithing for a female and new it was going to take a little while because the store was busy. The girl starts crying and "says I'll do ANYTHING if you make this go away" my partner and I looked at each in a little bit of shock, and then his look seemed to give the impression "if you can get it done in 5min go for it" not only was he my partner for the day but he was also my boss, the manager for the department. IT never came to it because no to long after the looks the female manager showed up. This one was real classic for another reason, we decide not to call the police and just had her over to her mother, becasue of her age we generally give them a free pass, as long as the parents are reachable and can arrive in a reasonable amount of time that is what we would do. So the mother shows up all piss and vinegar, then all the sudden the girl goes into seizure like state. I perform first aide and all is well, but the mother is just so glad that she was ok that she had forgotten all the reasons she was here and no longer mad at the daughter. I knew she was faking i, so glad that i did not stick my dick in it who knows what kinda phyco drama she could come up with after that. But in the end I did get a chance to feel her amazing perky OLD tits while I was checking vitals.

I confess i have no idea how to build a hands free vacuum pump so that when the wife is not around i can milk me hands free. I have seen them on videos and i know you can get the actual penis pumps online. But they are not hands free. Do i need to buy a vacuum pump such as this one.

And then rig up the penis pump to it..

or does anyone know how to build one? I looked for DIY instructions online but could not find one.

Thanks

I feel really bad....
Ever since my g/f left at 6am this morning instead of working like she is, I have just been playing. I had a long session on my dildo collection whilst my step daughter was at home. After she went out I used the rooms in the house for more sex play. I finished up having a cock and ball torture session. I bound my balls each side so that they stuck out like a wing nut, nice and tight and with over an inch of lashing each side. I then fitted up my tens machine to a 16" dildo using a cock ring, slipped the other wire feed around my swollen dick head, and pushed the dildo deep inside me. I went through all of the programmes on full power, riding my dildo and squirming around on it to balance out the pain with the pleasure. I leaked out loads of pre-cum as my balls electrified and tingles with the electricity passing through them, my cock twitching and throbbing with the intense high from all that power.

I put a picture here so that you folks can rig one up and share the same great feeling - next challenge...get the g/f on it :)

im a kinky trucker, name should tell u what im into... looking for real life meetings, tame to wild. can somewhat host in my rig, tho space is cramped. into almost anything, what u got in mind?

MOTHERLESS HARDWARE UPGRADE

I know everyone is mad about thumbs & content not loading. We are aware of this issue and it's due to our storage servers being totally over loaded. When this happens connections to s1-s6 hang and get ignored, thus never loading the requested thumb, file or whatever.

Anyway, I've been saving my milk money and I bought us $8,500 worth of hardware. We got 2 new storage boxes, 2 new webservers and 2 new mogile trackers. The awesome thing is we got 6x64GB SSD which we'll use these to store all of the site's thumbnails and member avatars. This is going to speed shit up like crazy and will put the final touches on our rig.

The new servers and drives will be arriving at our datacenter on tuesday the 7th. It will take MadCamel a couple days to get shit setup and to move the data over.

So by Friday we will be sitting pretty. I know everyone is getting sick of this shit... fast, slow, fast, slow... The good news is we have the BW issue under control. We have our site software under control now too. We've been needing this hardware upgrade for three months now... but since ~$9,000 isn't easy to come by, we've been making due with duct-tape. heh... anyway, those times are over.

your fearless leader,

DEWEZ

I confess that I am blasting gas like air brakes on a big rig. I made a pot of chilli that ended up being way too spicy for everyone in the house, but I love it so I've been eating chilli for 3 days. Frito pie, Frito burrito, fuckin chilli cheese dip whatever.

Last night after chilli 9.0 I gave my wife the Dutch Oven and she threw up in her mouth. That will teach the bitch to not give me anal.

My girlfriends 15 yr old sister, is as real looker, she is staying with us,she walks around in short skirts, leaves her nickers everywhere,its driving me mental, i sniff them and imagine my big tounge in her virgin snatch,im thinking of rigging up a spy cam in her room? any one help?

if i rig a string off the doorknob to my bedroom, that attached to the trigger of a gun, would i go to jail if sumone gets shot?
say i am at work, and someone, who is NOONE, is pose to be in my room, gets shot after breaking through my lock, would that be murder?
consider the gun is registered to me and stuff like that.

**COMPLETED** / SITE UPGRADE + HARDWARE & BANDWIDTH

Hello people. I'm sorry I haven't given you guys & gals an update in a while, but we've just had our heads down working. So we have a new site version being launched on March 1st.

We're also getting 4 new storage servers along with 2Gbit/sec lines added to our rig. This is a similar upgrade we did back in Dec 2010- but we've had so much growth since then that all that extra juice is gone.

This will be a 40% increase in Bandwidth and we're getting it from HE.net. So it's different from Cogent and will perform better.

Since the launch of the credit system we have more money to pump back into the site- which is what I'm doing. Speaking of the credit system I've been reading some real stupid shit from some people. We know that you guys provide all the content... I was very careful not to take anything away... Upgrading to Premium give you features that cost us money. (no ads, faster speeds, upload priority). We have some new Cam software coming out and soon we'll have a Motherless Phone Dating system that will be using credits.

I'm sorry things have been on the slow side, but come March 1st we'll be in good shape and will be nice and fast once again. These new storage servers will be in a different datacenter which will give us more stability and will make it easy for instant BW upgrades. I'll be staying on top of our available resources and will make sure we don't have another long period of saturation.

The new site version will have CRAZY new features and hundreds of BUG fixes... no joke. Headz has been working like a dog. Here is a little list:

* A totally new upload process. New uploader, new processing producer which is much much more reliable.
* We have a new Upload Previewing system which will catch more questionable content and speed the queue up. (you'll be able to upload from windows)
* We have upgraded the user stats- so no more vanishing numbers.
* We have added a member site ranking system.
* Galleries have been rewritten and all bugs fixed.
* We have a new version of Chat which will allow more people to connect.
* We will be upgrading the entire Paid Cam section.
* We are adding a Phone Dating system just like the Paid Cams.
* Upgrades to Search and Groups.
* Much Much more.

As always I really appreciate your support and patients. Please hang in there with us and we will not let you down. We're stepping up our game...

Comments, Questions, Rants... Post away.

Your Fearless Leader,

DEWEZ

I confess i rigged a truth or dare with my cousin. Me and one of her friends are close, and she knows that i think my cousin is hot. And when i was over my cousins house, she was there too. We talked before that we should play truth or dare. she said, imagine if i dared your cousin to give you a hand job? i said that she wouldn't do it, and she said, i think she will if we make a pact before we play it. So she brought up that we should play truth or dare, and my cousin agreed. But her friend said that we HAVE to do what we are dared to do or HONESTLY say the truth. So we started off doing regluar truth or dare things. then her friend said, now for the hard stuff. my cousin picked dare, and she dared her to give me a hand job. My cousin said, no way! but her friend conviced her of the pact. She just said, ughh ok, take it out. I was as hard as a rock, i took it out, and she grabbed it and started to jerk me off. She was looking away while doing it, but my friend said, nope you have to look at it. She did it until i shot a huge load all over her hand. my cousins friend told her that part of the dare was just to give it a taste and she did. She just took a lick and went ughhh. I also got turned on by her friend watching the whole thing. I'm lucky my cousin is gullible. Pic of my cousin inside.

OH MAN THIS FUCKING GOP ELECTION IS RIGGED MAN, MITT ROMNEY WON 70 FUCKING PERCENT IN TEXAS! IN TEXAS! THERE'S NO WAY THAT COULD HAPPEN! EVERYONE VOTED FOR RON PAUL DOWN THERE, THEY WOULDN'T VOTE FOR A MODERATE! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF WITH THESE LYING SCUMBAGS THAT WE HAVE FOR VOTE COUNTERS!

My niece would call me... "There is a swinger party at xxx hotel on xxx weekend.. I'd like to go..." That is all it took.. She was always so hungry, only could share that hunger with me. I'd bring the photo rig and we would set off.., getting hornier by the mile.. Once we got settled in ( I would set up the camera rig and the tv so the porn we liked to watch was fed into the tv...)

Once she was out of the shower and ready to mingle, she would put on one of my shirts.. nothing underneath... then we would go down to the party... I always hung back a bit and watched her work the crowd.. She would work the room, then strike up a conversation with me.. She loved to fuck while others watched, our room usually had the after party.. She loved to fuck while they watched/watch her getting fucked..

One of my oldest friends is the girl who lives next door to me. Well, woman. Let’s call her crystal. She just turned thirty along with myself and the rest of our circle.

For the entire time I’ve known her she’s been a total square, just like the other girls in our group. I’m the only guy. One of very few black guys in this town on top of that. I’m kind of like their mascot. It’s been that way forever.

They’re a bunch of half assed Japanese speaking white anime fan girls who think they have a mean streak and aren’t growing out of anything. I get a pass on being edgy and shit just because this town has only ever seen like three of us since prohibition ended. So as far as they see it I'm thug as fuck.

They tease the ever loving shit out of me and I get to play the fool ass mother fucker who loves blue balls. Yeah I Cop a feel here and there, and the resident attention whore is always down to get “wasted” and show off (I love you Lizzy).

I get mine, just not from these girls.

I do my thing, lift weights,take care to stay lined up, keep it looking good so I just Show up to the party sacked or strapped and it’s like I’m their delinquent hood fantasy or something. It’s always been that way. I love this small town white trash sex haven.

So crystal is the hardcore Virgin, straight edge, no swearing, probably wears granny panties and she dresses like she’s afraid someone will notice she has a body. Oh shit does she have a body.

She’s thick I guess with Curly blonde hair, green eyes, librarian glasses, and no makeup ever. She’s baby fat soft, but plump and obsessed with aerobics. She hates her body and being “fat”. She thinks of fat people as being weak in general. No self control. Her sister is a cute plush cupcake with nothing to be ashamed of, but crystal will scold her to tears over her eating habits.

Anyway.

So we’ve known each other forever. We Grew up living next door to each other in a tiny town so we were best friends. Her mom’s been getting on her about meeting a guy and doing the good mom thing so she can have grand kids. This freaks her the fuck out, because well, that’s how she is.

So that brings us to about a month ago. I own the house I grew up in now. I bought it off my folks a few years ago. (Go Legal weed and housing crash) She still lives with her mom next door. It’s raining cats and dogs, (Finally, the drought is over) I’m doing dabs in my living room watching Hentai when the doorbell rings. I shut off the Tv and go answer.

It’s crystal. Soaking wet and looking more pissed than upset; dressed in her usual baggy hood and cargo pants. (Dumpy as fuck I’ve never even seen this girl in a t-shirt at this point)

She just blurts at me like I’m wasting her time. “I need to get high!”
That caught me way off guard, because that’s not something this girl does. I thought maybe she snapped and was having some kind of quiet one style psychotic episode.

“Well?” she follows up with. That snaps me back and I invite her in like a good stoner.

I ask her if she’s for real and what’s happening.

She tells me her mom started an online dating profile for her and was posing as her to set up a date.

“She said I needed a little push!” She was like cry yelling it.
She’s gone from furious to that creepy desperation hysterical crying where they’re like bawling, but laughing and talking shit to themselves about it.
Yeah, this girl needs to get high. I’m not trying to do her wrong, she’s my friend after all, so I pack her up a bowl of some monster cookies with some space queen cold water sprinkles on the roor and I start playing the flight attendant. You know, buddy system.

“Check it out this mix is super mellow, super euphoric, super creamy warm root beer.” I’m trying to make her laugh so she can relax a bit before her first session.

“It’s super strong so go easy and just do you.” Again trying to do her right.

“I just inhale?” She doesn’t look nervous, but she clearly has never been around the block.

“Yeah”

“OK, light me”

So I spark it and she starts the draw. It takes what feels like forever but she cashes the bowl in one big ass hit. Biggest I’ve ever seen in my life. I pull the carb and then we just wait…and wait…and wait…

“Breathe girl!” I kinda yell at her. Then she just sighs a cloud that fills my living room and says pack another.

I thought to myself no way you’ll want another in a minute so I’m packing it for me, but then I’m loaded up and she grabs the bong from me. I’d be mad, but it’s her so I’m just curious as fuck.
She burns that one down too. Same shit. Then she just kinda leans back and blows it all in my face.
I take the bong, reload, and do me. She’s couch locked hard while I smoke up with some oil in the salad.

Then I ask if she wants to watch something .

She nods hella faded and I ask her what.

“Porn!” she yells. Fuck it. The Girl’s having a midlife crisis. I stop acting shocked, this is how I live so whatever.

I pop the TV back on and my Hentai flick is still going.

We stayed like that for a minute. She was just leaned back on my couch guppy mouthed and Chinese eyed, I was just watching the porn wishing I could jerk off or hit that.
The she sits bold upright like she just remembered some shit. I pause the movie to see what she does next and she asks me “You know what sounds awesome right now?”
I’m expecting her to say something like deep fried ice creams sandwiches or something.

Nope. I ask her “What you fiending for?”

“I need to suck your dick.”

Holy fucking shit. I ask her. “Are you serious? You’re high as fuck right now.”
She just yells “DICK!” It startled the shit outta me I whipped it out.

Time and money are something I'm lucky enough to a lot of. I've got over ten racks in gold and diamonds in my dick. Six bars for a ladder, and two bars crossing the head. I don't fuck with squeamish fake teaser bitches.

She says out loud “Fuck yes!” then just drops her face down in my lap while she lays on the couch and starts fucking snacking on my dick. It was honestly kinda humbling.

She has no clue what she’s doing, She has clearly never done this before. Honestly though this shit wasn’t even about me, she was just working out a craving and I was the lucky fucker kicking back while she…buffet styled my dick. Like, she wasn’t sucking me off, she was licking all over it and trying to stuff it all down her throat. She kept gagging and coughing and snot was bubbling out of her nose. Nasty as fuck, but I’m in it for the long one now.

After a bit of her licking all over and testing the fit she just fucking throats me down. Oh my fucking god. She starts lurching and wretching I was positive she was about to fucking puke all over my lap then one fucking dry heave and she blows a huge wad of slime out her nose and she pulls off to get a heaving breath like she’s been drowning and like a whole other pint of goop just pours out her mouth and all over the front of her shirt. Now she looks like she’s gonna cry. My Dick is just standing there messy as fuck and in need of handling. She looks like she’s trying to process the mess she is and then blurts out “High is Awesome! Being high!” and has a laughing fit that goes on for way too long while I try to figure out if she’s done or not.

I bust out the rig for a dab while she makes up her mind and that snaps her out of her fit. I do mine still with my dick out, hard and nasty. She asks for one.

I tell her this shit is space case pro grade.

She says “Get me higher.”

Fuck it. She takes the dab just as easy as the bong load, lets it off. Then she says. “Lean back, more dick.”
With that she busts off the soaked fucking hoodie she was wearing and she didn’t have anything on underneath.
Then I seem them. They’re just there.
I wasn’t ready. She went from total unknown girl next door bate crush to one of a kind world record porn star tits staring me in the face, right there in front of me. The biggest tits I have ever seen on any women in my life. I thought she was just a plumper like her sister. But it was all tits. She was fit under all that.

It clicks for her what just happened too and she says. “H cup. I buy bras through the mail.”
Then down she goes. She works out her issues on my dick for like a half hour before she pops off my cock all a sudden then says ”Pussy Now.”
I’m like fuck, I guess I’m done. But then she takes off her pants and panties then crawls back up on the couch and leans over the arm rest with her ass pointing at me.
“Pussy now!” She barks it out like it’s all she’s ever said to me and I figure she wants it all now.

I’m not worried, I cut my shit years ago. Guess it’s time for pussy now.

I’m all throat slimed up so I know I’m good. But I don’t want to wreck this vibe so I get in to eat that pussy from the back and she freaks the fuck out when I get my tongue in there. (Power muff FYI)

“What is that doing?” “No Gross! No don’t! “ she fights it for maybe five seconds.
Then all she can say after that is “I love my pussy.”

It was a little weird, but I got used to it.

She was just chanting it the whole time.

“I love my pussy.”

Once she’s all sauced up and sloppy She just says, “Break it in”

Fuck yes. I lay it in her and I’m not gentle about it.

She’s still chanting, but now it’s all “Pussy! Oh Pussy! My Pussy!”

It’s hot, but also, I don’t know If I’m good with pussy for a bedroom pet name, you know?

She’s calling for her lost pussy to come home while I’m rock hard stone bonin’ her from the back.

I know I’ve hit something special because she starts throwing it back at me and her pussy chant is now “Big dick” She barks it every time she bottoms out and I can feel her cervix knocking my cock.

Not long now. She Keeps slamming back into me harder and harder then it happens.
She starts yelling pussy again, she stops throwing it and just rests with me balls deep in her and I can feel her pussy having a fucking seizure on my dick. She erupts all over the fucking couch. Just fucking gushes buckets.

She starts rambling, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry ,I’ll clean it up!”

I tell her not to trip and I need to get mine.

She says ok.

I waste no time and I give it to her like she owes me on a pound.
She’s not asleep, but she’s clearly out of whatever energy was pushing that episode. i get to drunk fuck her for a few minutes then I blow my load in her pussy just for the cheap thrill of being first.

I passed out on the couch with her and when I woke up later that evening she was in my shower.
She came out naked, “My clothes have, stuff on them. Can I wash them?”

I tell her yeah, then I ask “So what was that and what’s up now?”

She kisses me on the nose and says, “You’re mine now.”

My first instinct was "Say what now bitch?"

But, I have no desire to resist this woman.

It’s been about a month now and we’re still dating.

She’s changed though. Still dresses dumpy as fuck, but she is a stone cold party girl. Loves to get fucked up and dicked down.

She says I'm the only one that can get it.

Turns out her mom isn't happy i'm the one getting it though. She says she's voting trump or some shit.
Bitch.

Crystal says not to trip on it though. She says I don't belong to her.

I think I'm in love. I hope it lasts.

So yeah, another 9/11 post. Get out your pitchforks and torches, kids.

I've been doing my own research, and listening to all sides (some of them batshit insane).

Truth be told, I honestly think that the planning for the WTC bombing had been going on for a lot more than we're told. The warning signs were there.

It seems likely that;

1: The terrorist organization responsible had been planting explosives at pre determined points within the buildings over a series of months. This obviously would take a while, as they would need to smuggle/obtain the parts of the explosives necessary bit by bit.

2: WTC was an obvious target, attacked once before by the Unibomber. Someone fell asleep behind their desk in Washington, because there's no way they could have missed this.

3: I'm not saying that the government had a hand in it, but their negligence definetly warrants questioning. Also, to me, it seems like it was the excuse 'Murika was waiting for to deploy MORE troops over to 'Stan and Iraq. You'll notice how, somehow some way, we always manage to get into another war with someone over there. Another war so someone can line their pockets more.

All that said, I'm no structural engineer. But FFS, anyone with half a brain and a little tiny bit of education can tell you the likeliness of 2 skyscrapers falling straight down one after another after having a plane slamming into them is highly improbable. Not without a little "help". And by help, I mean pre-planted explosives. Look up as many demolition videos as you want. I'll assume my point is made.

Picture: What actually happens when you slam a plane into a building that isn't rigged with explosives.

Discuss!

This just happened and I'm texting this with 1 hand while stroking off and consuming any and all the precum that drips from my cock.
I drive a big rig. I look down into the lil Toyota hatchback that's under my window. There's a guy with his sweatpants down around his thighs rubbing his half hard wiener. He sees I'm watching and shakes it at me. I give him a thumbs up.
We're on the outside of town in the industrial area and get stopped by a traffic light. He's still there.. and hard. I've got time till my next appointment so when he looks up I motion to him if he wants a be, he nods. He follows me to the back of a mostly empty strip mall.
I set my brakes and meet him at is door. He's sitting there just holding his hard-on. I take it from him and give it a few strokes and wipe off the bead of nectar that sits on tip and taste it. "Dude, sit in my driver's seat. I'm going to suck your cock." Once he's there, I pull his sweats around his ankles and take his musky dick in my mouth and squeeze out more of his juices. I take the head of his cock and deep throat him the way my wife does me. I give him a few strokes with my mouth back deep. I feel him tense and I keep him there. He's cumming down my throat!! Belly shot! He catches his breath and climbs down.
"Thanks dude." I climb into my truck and drive off. I'm sitting now waiting for my next appointment and about to cum myself and swallow this load too!! Not bad for a Wednesday.

*Erotica, all individuals are adult age 18+*She walked home from class past my house every day. She was soo punctual that I could have set my watch to her arrival, I would come outside and fiddle around in the yard about 3:50 because I knew that when would show up at 4. It started as just admiring her body as she walked but a few weeks back I had become braver and started striking up conversations with her and it has now become a daily ritual. I learned her name was Beth, she was 20 and in her sophomore year of college. Over the winter she usually wore a heavy coat and tight jeans that concealed her body but as summer was upon us now she had shed the coat for camis and little shorts or thigh length sundresses. She always loved to tease with her summer outfits as her DD tits were usually on display, bouncing while she walked as her tops struggled to contain her amazing looking breasts. Her hourglass figure shown perfectly going down to a bubble butt ass connected to long legs. Her long blonde hair in a high ponytail would dance around her back while she walked. When she stopped to talk it felt like her blue eyes would pierce my soul and see through whatever bullshit I had brought up in conversation seeing the lust that hid behind my eyes. Usually our conversations were short but the last week they had gotten longer and it felt like she was lingering around just to tease me. I caught her shoe untied yesterday and when it told her she immediately got down on one knee to tie it revealing that she wasn't wearing underwear as her tight little pussy played peekaboo with me while her tits spilled out of her top. I looked at her lustfully trying to hide my gaze as she finished and stood back up. She has the kind of beauty that causes boys to walk in to things and fall over as she struts down the street but lacks the perception of the world around her and the confidence in herself to see what effects her little outfits have on others. Today was different, I had recently bought a van for work and I was cleaning it out to stock it with supplies I needed throughout the day. I had noticed the metal rings bolted to the floor for securing cargo in the back of it, one of the reasons that I had bought the vehicle initially because I was tired of things sliding around while I drove, but my mind had wondered what other uses I could make with them as my mind wondered lustfully about the daily visitor I had. Today I was in and out of it putting things away as she came strolling by. We started our conversation in the usual way exchanging pleasantries when she offered to help get things out of the garage and put them in the van with me. I couldn't refuse and seeing her dress ride up her fantastic ass as she bent over to grab boxes out of the garage then again when she leaned in to the van pushing the boxes to the back drive my desires. Her back was to me as I dabbed some cleaning chemical on a rag and followed her to the Van. She put her load down and when she stood back up she stood on to me. My left arm wrapped around her stomach and the rig in my right hand covered her mouth and nose. She struggled for a moment trying to scream but all that came out were well muffled shrieks. Before her body went limp. I quickly attached a color around her neck locking it in place so it couldn't be removed, a 10 foot chain attached to the collar was then locked to the cargo ring in the back of the van. I had made sure to remove the inside lock slider on the side door and closed it with her laying in back. My heart was racing as I frantically scanned around to see if I had drawn any attention, to my relief I found the street empty.  I climbed in to the drivers seat and drove out in to the boondocks 20 minutes away from my house. I knew the area well as I had come out here many times to relax and enjoy the scenery. I'm my many trips to this spot and hours at a time I had spent here I knew that no one would be around. During the drive I could hear her coming around and shuffle herself as I parked the van and shut it off I looked back to see her rubbing her head and eyes realizing something was around her neck. I got out and went to the side door, opened it up to see her on her ass with her legs bent under her. Her blue eyes looked up pleading at me clearly confused about what was happening. I told her to get out of the van and she stood there in front of me trembling. I looked at her lust filled as the chain dropped over her shoulder as she stood there while I admired her body. She had a confused look in her eyes but clearly realized what was happening as the affects of the chemical cleaner wore off. My hands on her shoulders I played with her dress straps and slid them down her arms her dress dropped down her body to the ground. I pushed her to her knees in front of me feeling slightly guilty about what I was doing to her innocence but I couldn't stop myself. "Scream of you want, no one will hear you. We're not leaving until I'm finished!" I tell her, watching the tears streak down her face. She mumbles something under her breath, to me it sounds like she says good but I can't really make it out for sure. She stares straight forward at my cock bulging against my pants as I grab her hands and place them on my belt "undo my pants and have a closer look" I command. She does, fumbling around with my belt before she unbuttons and unzips my pants. She guides them down my legs, I watch her intently as my cock pops out, she stares her eyes get wide clearly conflicted by the amazement of seeing my cock for the first time as it stands throbbing in front of her and disbelief of what is happening. My hand wraps around her ponytail as I guide her head towards me and I tell her to open her mouth. The head of my cock slides between her lips as the press around me. I can feel her nervousness as it slides in and out of her mouth. She doesn't know exactly what she's doing and it shows as she's just taking her ques from me. I try pushing in deeper with every stroke and as I get about 3/4 of the way in she chokes and puts her hands on my thighs pushing me back as I watch her tits bounce while she coughs around my cock. I guess instinct kicked in at that point as she wrapped her hand around my cock to keep me from pushing in too deep again. Her lips tighten around my cock and I can feel a slight suction. My cock feels rock hard in her grip as she starts working her mouth up and down my shaft on her own, but now she's clearly figured out what I meant when I said we're not leaving until I'm finished but it seems that she hasn't had much practice at giving blowjobs as hers is mediocre at best ans and to me this is only the appetizer of the evening. She works her mouth around my cock as her hand slides up and down the shaft now with vigor and I can feel it throbbing with her touch. I pull back on her ponytail pulling it out of her mouth and I pull her back up to her feet, her perfect naked body standing in front of me as her chest pokes out towards me. My hands on her tits and I fondle her pushing her back I lift her in to the doorway of the van, her feet resting on the step as I push her on to her back. Her legs are spread giving me a view of her tight little pussy, I stroke my cock slowly as I admire the view for a moment before I slide down to my knees to start kissing her thighs. She whimpers and moans as I slowly kiss a path to between her legs and around her little slut. Her body starts to betray her as she rocks herself back and forth gyrating her hips while my tongue teased her. Her moans come in to rythim with her body as my tongue slides up and down from her ass to the tip of her pussy, while I look up at her I see her hands clutching her breasts. My cock twitching between my legs at the sight as my tongue pushes her apart and starts to explore her. I find her clit as I slowly flick it with the tip of my tongue her breath becomes heavy. Her hands on her stomach as she continues to roll her hips bucking again me I feel her body tensing up and releasing as she moans louder with her body shakes. I feel here hands move to my head as my finger starts to slide in her pussy, I feel her contractions around it as I add a second finger, I worked it in but she's tight. Her pussy leaking lubricates my fingers entry in her, her breath becomes labored moans becoming almost constant as I slide my fingers in and out of her. She puts her hands on top of my head pulling me in as she starts violently grinding her pussy against my tongue and starts screaming "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" her pussy clamps down hard on my fingers and juices staring shooting from her pussy as she rolls her hips. I try lapping up ever drop as she comes hard for the first time rolling right in to a hard second orgasm then an even harder third orgasm releasing even more juices every time. Her hands pushing my head back from her pussy as she tries to regain her composure. Her hips still rolling as I kiss the top of her pussy making my way back up her body as my lips land on her nipples my cock slides against her pussy, parting it with my shaft as she pushes back grinding herself against me. She wraps her legs around me and I make my way up to her lips, her arms wrapped around my neck as she pulls me down and we kiss deeply as we continue to tease each other. I know I need to quit for a minute to get the condoms out of the glove box I put there for this occasion but I can't stop myself and she shows no signs of releasing me. Her moans are intoxicating making me loose whatever control I have left as we slide her pussy up and down against My cock.she pushing herself up and I pull back just enough that the head of my cock finally finds her sopping wet pussy entrance the head of my cock starts its journey inward. She has a tightness o hadn't felt in many decades since I was her age as I push myself forward she squeaks with pleasure as she grips my cock tightly and releases it with every inch until I'm as far as I can get inside of her. Slowly, gently I pull out to push back in, her pussy gripping my cock swallowing it before she releases so I can pull back out. Every thrust is met with her pushing back as her legs pull my body in to hers. My pace slowly increasing with her moans, her contractions begging me for more and trying to coax the cum from my body as my hips slap in to her thighs. Her breathing become heavy, labored with my thrusts as she starts to orgasm wildly and I push in harder. Her tits bounce with every thrust and she pulls me down for another kiss before pushing my head towards her breasts, gripping one with my hand while I suck the nipple of the others I continue thrusting in to her. I can't last much longer at this pace as the pressure builds iny balls, she's become a savage begging for my cock to fuck her harder while she orgasms, shooting squirts of juices against my body. I know I shouldn't cum in her but there's nothing I can do to stop myself as she grips my cock, her legs pulling me in and with a final push deep I release myself, squirt after squirting ejects for my cock shooting ropes of cum deep within her as I push in hard moaning. Her eyes looking up at me grow wide as she figures out what I have just done. A worrying look overtakes her face for a moment before she tightens her legs around me and finishes orgasming herself. I pull out and push in her a couple more times as she releases her grip from me. When I finally pull my deflating cock out of her a stream of cum flows out and down on to the van step. Sle lays there looking at me in disbelief of what just happened rubbing her sore used pussy. After a while of rubbing herself and cooking she speaks "this isn't exactly what I had imagined things would go, but I was starting to wonder how long it would take you to get the hint and make a move, I've been trying to tease you for weeks" In disbelief I mutter that it's been hard to resist. She grins at me and says "you can take the chain off of the collar, I'm not going anywhere anyways in the middle of nowhere" she giggles "but I'm keeping the collar." I release her from the chain, we both get dressed. She sits in the front with me on the way back to my house, her hand on my thigh playing with my.cock the whole way home. As we pull in she leans over and gives me a kiss before saying "we should go on another ride again soon. As she gets out her dress comes up showing off her perfect ass, she pulls up her dress for another view before she walks off going home. I go in the house and stroke off another load thinking about everything that just happened and I can't wait to see her again walking back from class tomorrow wondering what she'll be wearing.