GIANT BUTT
I was at a small house gathering.
And myself and others were talking about mountain biking.
Then this woman, Jenny, who's friends with my then girlfriend said "I have a giant butt."
I didn't say anything. I did not know how to react.
Thankfully after being 27 years old I had learned a little bit about life. I had grown up a bit.
So.... while sitting next to my girlfriend I resisted my urge to say "Jenny!! You have a lovely butt!!! I've noticed!!! "
No disrespect to my former girlfriend. But her friend Jenny had the most fantastic ass.
Anyhoo.... evidently i was way off topic. As we were all talking about mountain bikes.
