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19 Oct 2011 10:28AM
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learn spelling asswipes!!!!!!!!

http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/

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Their, There, They're
What's the difference between their, there, and they're? They're really not that complicated; once you understand their differences there shouldn't be any more confusion.

Their

Their is the third person plural possessive adjective, used to describe something as belong to them. Their is nearly always followed by a noun.


Where is their car?

Are these their pens?

Their books are on the table.

This is their room and this is ours.

What happened to their dog?

Their being here is causing some problems.


There

There has several different uses.

1. Adverb that means the opposite of "here"


He's over there.

Stop right there.

Do you want to sit here or there?

2. Pronoun that introduces a noun or clause.


There is something strange going on.

Is there a phone?

3. Adjective that emphasizes which person.


That guy there seems to be in trouble.

Those there look good.

4. Noun that means "that place."


From there, we drove to Boston.

I'm not going in there!

They're

They're is the contraction of "they are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing).


They're going to be late.

Is that what they're saying?

I think they're lying.

If they're ready, we can go.

I can't believe they're not here yet!

When they're older, they'll understand.


The Bottom Line

The confusion between their, there, and they're occurs because the three words are pronounced in very similar ways.

If the word means "belonging to them," use their. If you're able to replace the word with "they are," use they're. Otherwise, there is only one correct answer: there.

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Your vs You're
What's the difference between your and you're? Your presence on this page means you're about to find out.

Your

Your is the second person possessive adjective, used to describe something as belonging to you. Your is nearly always followed by a noun.


What is your name?

Is this your pen?

Your book is on the table.

This is your chair and this is mine.

What happened to your dog?

Your being here is causing some problems.


You're

You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing).


You're going to be late.

Is that what you're wearing?

I think you're lying.

If you're ready, we can go.

I can't believe you're a doctor!

When you're my age, you'll understand.


The Bottom Line

The confusion between your and you're occurs because the two words are pronounced pretty much the same.

The ironclad rule - no exceptions - is that if you're able to replace the word with "you are," you're saying you're. Otherwise, your only choice is your.

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Apostrophe s
The English apostrophe s and s apostrophe cause a lot of problems, even for native speakers. This lesson's task is to help you learn about possessives and contractions that need apostrophes and plurals that don't.

The apostrophe has two purposes in English:
1.To indicate that one or more letters was dropped in a contraction:
it is > it's
we are > we're
does not > doesn't
of the clock > o'clock

2.To indicate possession:
a) singular with 's
Tom's book
Jeannie's idea
the girl's toys (toys belong to one girl)
b) plural with s'
the books' covers
my brothers' jobs
the girls' toys (toys belong to several girls)

The apostrophe should never be used when you are just talking about something that is plural, with no possession.


The girl's walked by > The girls walked by
My brother's are tall > My brothers are tall
Welcome traveler's > Welcome travelers


The Bottom Line

Just remember that the apostrophe has a purpose: to indicate a contraction or possession. It does not indicate a plural - the letter s does a fine job of that all by itself.

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24 Dec 2011 6:38PM
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The moral free Motherless Christmas story.
"Daddy, when will Santa Claus come with my presents?"
"On Christmas morning sweetheart. That's when he visits all the girls and boys."
"I bet he'll go to Emma's house first."
"Why do you say that? I'm sure that Santa's magic means he visits all kids at the same time. Isn't that cool?"
"Emma wrote a letter to Santa. She said if he went to her house first she'd suck his cock and swallow his jizz."
"Alison! You got a minute honey?"
"What is it...I'm busy!"
"Tell your mommy what you just said."
"Fred, is this about Emma across the street sucking Santa's dick and swallowing his jizz? because if it is I've heard it before. I'm busy busy busy. I don't see you preparing the stuff for Christmas dinner."
"But..."
"But what? The whole family across the street probably suck Santa's cock. Muriel probably takes him in her ass too for all I know and Henry butt fucks Santa. You know what they're like."
"Well..yes, but our daughter shouldn't be exposed to their filth."
"Honey, your dad is a moralfag."
"Daddy's a moralfag, daddy's a moralfag!."
"Come on, let's go through to the kitchen honey. You can lick my clit while I prepare the Christmas dinner."

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Here cums Santa Claus.... You know the words.

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05 Dec 2021 2:42AM
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I caught mommy sucking Santa Claus!

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24 Dec 2019 10:16PM
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What do you want Santa Claus to bring you tonight?

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03 Dec 2011 12:25PM
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im 47 and i believe in Santa Claus.
i am 100% serious about this.

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25 Dec 2024 6:57AM
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Whos goning to let Mrs. Clause ride you 

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04 Dec 2011 7:35AM
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I'm uploading a series of Christmas pictures (Women dressed as Santa Claus, gift ....) What is the reason for the disapproval of the pictures?

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I think there should be a law that allows husbands to sexually abuse and punish their wives if they're unfaithful. Of course there would have to be clauses of some sort such as the circumstances of the affair. Did the husband put her into a situation where she had no choice but to cheat? Was the spouse in question ever neglected by her husband or wronged herself in anyway.

But yeah, if the woman is in the wrong, then that bitch deserves to be fucked up so cruelly she won't enjoy the sex. Learn her right for spreading her legs after all her husband's done for her slut ass.

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31 Dec 2024 5:32PM
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Hot Santa Clause

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24 Dec 2010 2:49PM
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my confession~
I AM 46 AND I STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

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11 Feb 2011 10:04AM
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#1 why were so many blacks killed in the Vietnam war??

because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

#2 What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods

#3 What did the little black kid say when Santa Clause came down the chimney saying, "Ho ho ho!"?
"Where's ma mamma, mutha phucka?"

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23 Dec 2024 10:04PM
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Wwyd tothis mrs. Clause want to be

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17 Dec 2011 8:37AM
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Santa Claus????

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Date: 2011-12-17, 7:27AM EST

I have read a lot of fantasy lit over the years, and am still puzzled at what drugs were taken that caused the creation of the modern day Santa Claus? Tolkien's imagination was no match for this myth.

An elf, riding in the sky, in a sleigh, being powered by mythical reindeer (one with a glowing nose), to an invisible factory in the North Pole, where pirated toys and games are being made, which are then distributed to every child in the world all within one day??? Forget about the parts about the chimney, lists of good and bad, and the endless duplicates sitting in every store and mall around the world. Where are the lawyers, suing for copyright infringing? Where are the governments, to collect taxes, enforce labor laws, OSHA to ensure safe work conditions, unions to guarantee fair wages, regulators to assure that the toys are to standard (lead based paint, breakable parts that could injure...), lawyers to sue when the wrong toy is left...? Tis the season to be screwed. Hurry back to the store. The latest version of the newest 'rage' is on the shelf, but only while supplies last.

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19 Nov 2021 2:53AM
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Mrs  Santa Claus for Christmas as a gift I’d like to lick your pussy 👅

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31 Dec 2019 1:12AM
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>Come home one night
>Find large large box in your living room with a note attached
>Read note saying that Santa Claus is giving you a late Christmas present
>Start to hear noises from inside..
>Goes on to state you have been legally gifted this IRL Princess Jasmine for a period of one year
>No repercussions

What would you do?

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19 Dec 2009 8:25PM
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Santa Claus is racist, white-supremacist bullshit designed to keep a brother down. Think about it - we're training our young black children to be "good" for a old white guy, who then "rewards" them with presents. It's white paternalism in the worst possible way. It makes them reliant on the white man to give them good things, whereas in real life, the white man is the one who takes away good things. So instead of being self-reliant, it makes them sit back and wait for a non-existent white man to come save them from the ghetto. Our young black children need a black Santa Claus so they can realise that believing in a black mythological person is just a valid as believing in a white one.

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23 Dec 2009 8:03AM
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So i had my xmas party at home lat night,family friends etc,now my sister in law is 24,got an absolute stunning set of tits on her,and she turns up,slightly drunk,wearin a very tight ms.claus top,fur round the top of it across her very tight cleavage,my wife aint impressed,but i was.....As the night goes on,my wife gets toasted,falls asleep on the sofa next to her best m8,i had the pleasure of carrying her drunk sister to the bathroom,where she was sick repeatedly,but very very flirty in between,now as she bends over the bowl,her masive tits spill out of her top,and my god,they are beautiful.so i inform her they are out,and so she sez well put em bk then,i refuse,saying im enjoying looking at them,she rsponds by swilling her mouth with mouthwash,pulling my semi out and sucking it for all its worth,she then pulls her tights down,no knickers and asks me if i want to fuck her,so i did,over and over again,when im gna cum she pulls my cock out,wanks me over her huge tits until i cum,and then scoops it up and swallos the lot........hows that for a party,best of it is,my wifes is out at work,me and her sister are here home alone,round two here we go.....

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24 Dec 2009 9:44PM
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I find Mrs Claus very attractive.

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20 Dec 2019 1:36PM
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If Santa Claus left you this would you feel disappointed?

Don't forget there is extended holiday season returns policy in place.

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I'm ignorant on most things. Me wonders if it's cuz' i'm from ME. It's so tiring reading/listening about 'Bamaboy this and that. I wonder if it's true that once ya go black, ya never go back...guess Bama' wins, hahaha. Iffn' ya gay, Rom is a bit of hunk, plus his missus makes much better eye candy too. All the twits that vote because they buy in to what gets promised is funny. Like, uhm nevermind. I'm too stupid to finish that last. WTHeck did I just spout about? Not a clue. I know I would make a great leader, shoot, santa claus can be prez and the US is still gonna be crap, both federal and state govts. jmo's.

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