Santa Claus is racist, white-supremacist bullshit designed to keep a brother down. Think about it - we're training our young black children to be "good" for a old white guy, who then "rewards" them with presents. It's white paternalism in the worst possible way. It makes them reliant on the white man to give them good things, whereas in real life, the white man is the one who takes away good things. So instead of being self-reliant, it makes them sit back and wait for a non-existent white man to come save them from the ghetto. Our young black children need a black Santa Claus so they can realise that believing in a black mythological person is just a valid as believing in a white one.
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Black santa would come down your chimney and steal all your shit...

haha dumbass its a story that you find fault in because its hundreds of years old ya know back when blacks were less then people and its based on a white russian any way that was chritian and would give presents to people to propel the story of christ you stupid fuck get over your self

I think it's good that black people learn to behave in order to please the white people. Blacks were always meant to do the dirty jobs. Look at their skin!
Dirty.

NO you dumbass, St Nicklaus was a Turkish guy who gave a bunch of spinster sisters a dowry so that could marry. Santa Claus was an invention by Coca Cola to sell soft drinks and enslave the black man.

has to be a white guy to rely on because you niggers dont keep jobs to get little nigger kids anything. oh i'm sorry some niggers do get things for there kids they go steal it from the working white man

I'm not a racist, or anything like that, all I know is.... all the white people who have come into my house have been fine, the only black people in my house have raided and stolen everything and beaten the crap outta my dog.

I'd feel better if there was a black Santa. Black kids need to look up to black rolemodels, or otherwise they'll never know that it's possible for a black man to do the job. It makes me so angry when my nieces and nephews talk about Santa and they think it's okay that they're relying on a white man to give them presents, and that they've got no good, strong black fairy tales to believe in. We're raising a generation of Uncle Toms here. That's one of the reasons for the lack fo black advancement.
Seeing is believing. Look at Obama - before Obama, no black kid would've thought it was possible for a black man to be p********, and now they all know that it's possible. Same as Santa. If there was a black Santa, they'd know it's possible as well.

"Mr. Obama is 50% Caucasian, that from his mother. What those who want Mr. Obama to write history by becoming "America's first African-American p********" ignore is that his father was ethnically Arabic, with only 1 relative ethnically African Negro - a maternal great-grandparent (Obama's great-great grandparent, thus the 6.25% ethnic contribution to the senator's ethnic composition).That means that Mr. Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side. He is 43.75% Arabic, and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side." It's funny how all blacks seem to claim anoyone that has achieved anything no matter how little black they have in them as one of there own. These numbers are fact and appear to me that although his wife certainlly is black, Obama is merely a white man with big lips and a good tan.

You realize that you just admitted that there are no black role models, which is equal to black people don't do shit that anyone can admire. And by the way if you need "black" fairy tales how about looking into your roots and look for the folklore of your african ancestors instead of stealing white myths and making them your own. Better yet watch roots so your kids can see the struggle of the african slaves (kunta kinte) and their descendants.

What color is the easter bunny? Is this the only true tradition not blighted by the boundaries of a skin color?

We don't believe in the Easter Bunny in our house. Another lie spawned by the white man to ensnare black people. The only person who provides chocolate eggs to my kids is me. They know that if they want to eat chocolate, they have to work for it, and that they can't rely on the white man (or his surrogates) for hand-outs.
And to all you who talk about black people stealing your shit, you're lying. White people are pathological liars. No proud, strong black man would stoop to stealing from white people. We don't want anything to do with you, your culture or your morals, so why the fuck would we want your shit possessions?

If you don't want any part of our culture why are you here and not back in Africa I thnk we know who the true pathological liar is.

If the white man doesn't give you good things does this mean you don't believe that your races freedom and affermative action are a good thing. If this is not good enough for you I suggest you take your black ass back to Africa move your ass into a hut with no electricity so tou can raise your children the way you want and come up with any fictional black charachter you want. Santa is white and always will be you don't like it too fucking bad, go spear a lion.

hell why dont the blacks stop using th past to explain there dumb assess and grow up thats why they are where they are cuz they wont leave the past in the past and there dumbass parents rise them to beleave that they are worth something. so grow the fuck up and take respensablty for your own action. and stop trying to make people fell bad for you cuz i for one dont

nigga santa would teach kids to be good or he'll steal your shit and ass rape you!

Arguing with stupid, unlettered white boys is like trying to fuck a white spam bopper in the ass - painful, uncomfortable, and with the whinge of white people perpetually in your ears.

Black people are the future. The whites have no power anymore. Obama is the proof of that. We can say whatever we want while you are too afraid to speak. You have to stay politically correct... lol...
Us blacks, manipulate you all now!
Bow before us.

So true...
I am proud to be a black. Also, all the girls dig black guys.
Go blacks!

Everyone knows Santa is really the Gov, when he hands out welfare checks and food stamps the first of the month. Niggers never know when to shut the fuck up and stop biting the hand that feeds them.

Santa Claus come over to my place last night. I asked him nicely to refrain from giving my kids presents, as it sets them a bad example. He got all paternalistic about it, saying he's only giving my kids stuff that I can't buy for them. I took that guy down the hallway and threw him out. No way some white old guy tells me how to raise my kids. He sprung back up with a couple of nun-chucks in his hands, so I took out my Glock and pistol-whipped his fat ass. Rundolph jumped off the roof and started ramming me with his antlers, so I karate kicked his furry reindeer ass down the street. Santa had regained his compsure by that time, and belted me over the head with his bag of presents.
That's when I got mad. I kicked that fat old man in the ass, then headbutted him. Then I stuffed him in his bag, tied off the ends, and threw the bag back into his sled. Then I slapped ol' Blitzen in the ass and got that sled on the move. Santa probably got all the way back to the North Pole before he untied his sorry ass. That'll teach him for messing with my kids' heads.
Then I settled back in my study room chair and lit up another reefer. Got some good quality shit this Christmas.

You black people still think that us white people owe you because of the way our ancestors treated your ancestors. The fact is that thier sacrifice help build the strongest country in the world for YOU to live in. Today we are all free. Today we can become what we want, if we are willing and able. Take the example left to all of us by p******** Obama. HE WORKED FOR IT.
So I must truthfully say that if any black person is going to blame me for something that happened long before any of us were born and are not happy about it MOVE BACK TO AFRICA. Nothing would be stopping you. Then see what kind of a life you would have.
The nice thing about the USA is that we are all equal. Stop using that piss poor excuse that I, Mr. White Guy, is the root of your problems. Maybe that's what holding you back. Did ya ever think of that?
And as far as Black Santa, get real and have a Happy Kwanza.
I know that there is a lot more predjudice from blacks torwards whites than vise versa, but I know that it sadly is there. So if you would like a little advice on how to make it better START SPEAKING ENGLISH. Enough of the ghetto talk. It sounds like there is marbles in some peoples' mouths. Teach your children to do the same. Teach them morals and set a strong example, they will follow your lead. Teach them to respect all people. Let's face it, if they are taught to hate the white guy then there is the problem that is going to continue thru the generations. SDon't you want your children to have a better life?I teach my daughter good values. I don't not let her watch "Everybody hates Chris". She respects all people as I have taught her. Trust me, if she developes predudise it won't come from me. It will come from a black person who doesn't know any better because they were never taught.
Lets all live in peace. Merry Kwanza!

What's this crap with Black History month? Where is White History Month? Where is Italian History Month, or the History months for the Jews, the hispanics or the Indians?
Why do we have to keep plagerizing black people? What makes them so special?
If they feel oppressed it is be cause they do it to themselves. It's not because of me. Really.

whats a matter nigger, didn't get all you asked for from the white man this year?

To Poster @ 9:18pm, I agree that we live in a free country where everyone has a chance to get ahead. I agree that the key to a successful life is good education and a good work-ethic. But I disagree with you about the legacy of slavery. You're talking from the vantage point of the victor. If you could understand the impact of slavery, you wouldn't be saying those things.
My ancestors were slaves to this country, worked to death to make your ancestors rich. My ancestors never got the education or the history of wealth that your ancestors got. And my legacy became one of racism, segregation, fear, hate, poverty and broken-homes. I rose above that because I got myself an education and because I'm hard-working and intelligent. I instil that ethic in my kids as well.
But what about my black brothers and sister would didn't get the breaks I got? Some of the guys I grew up with couldn't see a legitimate way out, joined a gang and got shot. Others believed the white-man's lies and tried to make it as entertainers or athletes, neglected their education, and are wasting their lives in menial labour jobs they'll have for the rest of their lives. There's nothing different between them and their white equivalents, only the whiteys got their path smoothed over because of better schools, or better teachers, or better role-models - because they could see a way to a better life. There's nothing like that for a nigger growing up in the hood.

All niggers are thieves, whores, gang bangers and con artist. The nigger always say's the white man is keeping me down not the fact that there out in the street's killing each other. Nigger's have no values and no view of what's right or wrong. If something doesn't go the nigger's way it's immediately called racism. Most nigger's are to lazy to get an education and job. Nigger's would rather play basketball or do rap music.
The truth is everyone in America is given the same opportunity to thrive in the world it's all about there willingness to achieve and the nigger doesn't have that ambition.
So don't blame the government for the nigger's lack of achievement instead blame the parents who gave the nigger no morals, values, pride. They just handed the little nigger a bag of weed and a crack rock and said go on to make a name for yourself which it ends up being k2385697 d block county sheriff.

Tell me, what accomplishments can YOU claim? Stupid white boys who wallow in their racism make my teeth ache.

Oh my god this is such fail, the thread creator is a nazi faggot who is trolling pretending to be a black guy who complains and insults "whites" making whites dislike blacks even more then they already do and create more racial tension. How do you guys still fall for this shit? This happens all the time on sites like this and /b/. You nazi's claim to be superior but you're ruthless faggots that will do whatever you can to push your agenda, if anything your the true definition of a nigger.

If not for white people, niggers would have all starved to death by now.
Fuck, white people piss me off, they know if you feed a animal it will lose the will to find food on its own and without handouts will die.
I think whites should stop giving away all the free stuff and make blacks and browns work for food and bling.. or fucking die starving or shot between the eyes trying to steal.
That is all for now.

Awwww SHIT I told you dumbasses not to talk about "SECRET SANTA" on the innertubes He`s the guy in the sheet that leaves watermellon n fried chicken in the cotton sacks black kids hang over the fireplace