Maybe years of online bullshit have left me jaded and cynical.... but I swear I feel this site is just 99.9% angry, broken men, some pretending to be women.
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They were playing the Eagles game at the restaurant that I work at. The manager was being very cool about us watching the game with customers. Very cool about us watching the game instead of polishing silverware, folding napkins, etc.
My tables were all taken care of so I started watching the game.
And then I said “Yeah!! Nice! First down!”
Then I looked a bit closer.
“Oh! Wrong team!!”
A waitress rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah… Jimbo… I was kind of wondering there.”
So I’m not quite the american football fan that I pretend to be.
Kind of embarrassing.
Anyways, I didn’t immediately notice that the opposing team had our green colors.
I made this post in response to Viper2121's memo stating that chat needs me to be online saying stupid stuff so that folks have something to laugh at. So when i'm not on chat here is some stupid stuff i say in real life.
i confess i get off on watching my parents homemade porn tapes......not so keen on seeing my dads junk.....but if i pretend my dad is just someother guy, then i love seeing my mum getting fucked
I pretend I don't care he loves someone else but inside it is KILLING me. And we're only fuck buddies.
Wife and i were at my mothers over the weekend visiting that night when we got home my wife was being very kinky and was extremely horny i asked her what has gotten into her she smiled a wicked smile and led me to our room after some quick oral foreplay my wife mounted me and started to ride my cock thats when she reached into her bag along side the bed and pulled out and enormous pair of dirty panties she stuffed them in my face and said smell your moms pussy as you fuck me. I was extremely turned on my moms panties smelled very musky my wife started stuffing them in my mouth and then leaned in and kissed me with my fat mothers filthy panties in my mouth thats when she said pretend im your mother a fill my fat pussy i started cumming harder than i ever have in my life
I knew about my son`s cuckold relationship thanks to acquaintances. We all belong to the BDSM community. I was having none of it. Although I had always been very dominant with him, I expected he would behave like a man with his wife, not to let her step over him like he did. That´s why I always spanked my daughter in law, to get her to know her place.The worst part was the identity of the “bull”: a SWITCH (ie, someone who can be both a dominant AND a submissive, depending on the circunstances, therefore, NOT A REAL DOMINANT) whom I have dominated several times at BDSM meetups, without sex. Imagine my frustration when I realized this poor excuse for a man, whom I have had literally kissing my feet, was topping both my son and daughter in law, pretending to be an “alpha male”. So I tried to talk him out of the picture in the next meetup. First, I tried to reason with him, to no avail. Then I used my daughter in law as a whipping girl, but this just turned him on even more. So I appealed to his submissive side just by ordering him to end that relationship, to which he said this wasn´t my business. I threatened to reveal to both of them who he really was. He didn´t respond, so I backed him against a wall, slapped him across the face and had him opening his mouth so I could spit inside. After he swallowed, I touched his boner and commented how aroused he was getting with my mistreatment, as a reminder of his true role. He looked at me a bit scared but didn´t cave in. My frustration grew even stronger when my son told me he was planning to get my daughter in law pregnant from their “bull”. I knew they wouldn´t believe me he was a switch, so I arranged a meetup with the four of us, so they could see it by their own eyes. Upon arrival, I told him I was going to spank him and ordered him to strip naked. After a moment of hesitation and looking to the three of us, he obliged. They couldn´t believe their eyes. Then I did the same to my DIL. Then I took the two of them, broken and naked, to my bedroom and told my son to wait outside. Once inside, I sat on the bed and told my DIL to sit in a chair, kiss my feet and take off my heels. While she did, I fondled her body (I´ve always had a bi streak) and taunted her about how I had “her bull” wrapped around my finger now. Then I took off my dress and underwear and told her to lie on the bed. She looked at my naked body with a mix of jealousy and fear and shook her head. She knew what was coming. For a moment I thaught about ordering the “bull” to restrain her for me, but I didn´t want any more physical contact between those two, so, instead, I said to him “Don´t intervene, and don´t masturbate, just sit there and enjoy, this is between she and me, did you get it?”. My DIL couldn´t believe when he just answered with a very submissive “Yes, Ma ´am”.Despite being younger, she is a petite woman, so it was easy for me to push her to the bed and climb over her. She tried to resist and, to her credit, gave quite a good fight, but she was no match for me. I managed to pin her wrists against the headboard, plant a kiss on her and trib her to orgasm. Then I threw her, had her lying flat on her back and sat on her face. I ordered her to lick me to orgasm, which she did. Meanwhile, I taunted her about how much she enjoyed the tribbing and how much “her bull” was enjoying the show. When I came, I told her to sat on the chair and watch how submissive was “her bull” on bed. I had him handcuffed to the bed and told him he couldn´t cum without my permission, to which he only responded “Yes, Ma ´am”. I straddled, scratched, slapped, spat, smother and had him begging to be allowed an orgasm. He obliged like the good submissive he actually is. When he cum, I had my DIL clean up the creampie from my cunt, something she did with my son as part of their cuckolding practices. When she was done, I told her to spit the cum on “her bull”`s face. She did it without hesitation and with a lot of rage. I was having the time of my life, so I told her to feel free to take out her frustration with him, just like I did. She straddled him and spent a good while slapping his face, body and balls and calling him a wimp and a fraud. As you can imagine, I encouraged her to continue. Not only she ended that fake relationship, I ended up turning him into the cuckold he actually is in the following months, having him watching me with other men while he only watched, and performing degrading acts just like he did to my son. And then I dumped him, too. These days, either he performs as a submissive or switches with other fake dominants like him. No one has taken him seriously as a dominant since that day.
I confess that I would have no problem playing with and sucking on my cousin's tits. I don't see why people pretend incest is this disgusting thing in public, but in reality I bet most of you have at least have one set of relatives messing around wether you know it or not.
So i have a confession. Im a 45 year old guy and i have neighbor who likes to get in his jacuzzi naked late at night. One night i got a glimpse of him thru the cracks of the fence, getting in and too my amazenent, i saw he had a really big thick cock. I estimate around 9 or 10 inches long and around 2 inches thick. It was the 1st time i saw him naked, and ever since, i couldn't get it out of my mind. I don't desire to be with a man, but i do desire to touch his big Dick. I want to play with it, and perhaps maybe taste it. Sometimes i fantasize about sucking his big fat dick while he cums on my face. But lately i have been wanting this huge cock in my butt! I pretend that one day he will come over one night and bluntly say to me if i want to suck his big dick, and i won't think twice. I sometimes imagine im a total nasty whore and he fucks me hard. I'm going insane..
I was reading story about a guy pretending to be a stranger on messenger and finding out about things his wife was doing. Not sure if that tale is true but it reminded me of when i found several men online and slipped them my wifes contact details.
She was game to chat and then I got her to agree to send the guys (there were 4 guy all together) some pics, but I would them contact the guys seperately, explain who I was and give them cunt and tit pics of her. She was happily chatting to these guys not knowing they had seen her nude body.
She met 2 of these guys.
We went out drinking with some friends a while back and ended up at a sex club because he wanted to get fucked by a group. My guy got trashed. We rented this little room that looked like a jail cell. I got him naked, blindfolded and tied into a sling. I forgot to bring lube so I went out to get some and I thought the door locked behind me when I left. But, when I got back I could hear him moaning and groaning and when I opened the door there was this big tank of a man power pounding his ass with a dildo. My guy was saying my name and begging me to do it harder and faster so I realized he thought it was me. I whispered to the guy and told him that my guy was drunk and he thought it was me doing it to him, his eyes went wide and he apologized and asked what I wanted him to do. Keep in mind he never slowed down with that dildo. I thought about it for a minute and It was hot so I told him that I was just going to pretend I was not back yet. He smiled, and got even faster and harder with the dildo. After a few minutes he whipped out his huge dick and slammed it all the way in and started jack hammer fucking him by pulling all the way out and slamming back in. He grabbed my guys dick and balls and used them as handled to pull him in harder and faster. He handed me a bottle and motioned for me to get him to sniff it. I thought it was poppers, whatever it was after a few sniffs he was out. The guy asked if he could get a couple of his friends to come and fuck him too, and I said fuck yes. A couple turned out to be eight, apparently they were one of the local rugby team. The fuck him over and over again filling his ass with cum. That night was wild.
I really wish there was a rule that all the pics posted had to be nude or at least half nude !! and it would be even better if they posted real pics of themselves guys or girls I don't really care just not all this pretend made up crap ! I know some people do post real pics of themselves and I am thankful for that
The girlfriend and I love this site specially the family related things and we have started walking around the house nude allot and leaving the door open when we are having sex, it is such a RUSH when the young one walks by fast pretending not to look, but does.
Do any other couples do this in the Northern Va area