My best friend is always bragging about how big his cock is and how he fucks so many girls so hard all the time, etc. Well today he got kicked out of his moms house and says he has no where to stay... he's currently staying in his car all night and all I can think about is inviting him to stay a few nights with me. All i want is a glimpse of his huge cock.. plus hes been complaining how recently its been hard to get girls so I just want to blert out and say " i can help you with that"... ugh maybe a little ball massage or something
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My mil watched me jack off last night.
she came to stay with us for a few days, and last night her and my wife were watching some stupid chick flick that couldn’t stand to watch. So I kissed my wife and told them I was going to bed early. I was just going to lay down and play on my phone until my wife came to bed. But you know how it goes when you start scrolling, you run across a picture that makes you look for more and before long you wind up on a porn site. So that’s what happened, I was watching a few clips and got horny. I wasn’t sure when my wife was coming to bed and I didn’t want to wait, so I figured I would just rub one out on my own and get it over with. Well, my bedroom door wasn’t closed all the way, and I was already too settled to get up and shut it so I said fuck it and I continued. Well a couple minutes go by and I’m stroking myself slowly, enjoying the clip I was watching when I heard foot steps come down the hall. My mother in law was on her way to the bathroom, and I knew it had to be her because my wife walks like a bull on a rampage everywhere she goes. I knew it wasn’t her. I probably should’ve stopped and covered myself but when I’m horny I get bold and like to push the boundaries. So I pretended that I didn’t notice her and just kept going. I expected her to notice and pretend like nothing happened, she’s too shy to say anything about it afterwards. But I wasn’t expecting to see her stop just past my door and turn to look back. From her angle all she could see was my lower half, my legs parted with my cock in my hand, but she couldn’t see my face so she assumed I couldn’t see her either. Well what she didn’t see was the dresser mirror beside the bed that let me see down the hall where she was. And her eyes were fixed on my cock. I watched her look over her shoulder to make sure my wife was still watching the movie but then she went back to watching me. So I gave her the best show I could. I was shaking it and stroking it hard while watching her out the corner of my eye. She stayed in the hallway watching until I finished. Normally I would just finish in a tissue and keep it clean but since she wanted a show I let myself blast cum into the air and all over my stomach. I could see that she was breathing as hard as I was when I finished. She must have enjoyed what she saw. Then she turned and went to the bathroom and stayed in there for a few minutes before coming out. I don’t know for sure but I like to think she was in there rubbing her pussy after the show. I gave it some time after she returned to the movie and I walked in there pretending I just wanted to get a drink so I could see how she acted, but she ignored me completely. So I walked over and kissed my wife good night. And made it a point to pat her shoulder and gave her a peck on the cheek like I often do just to have a reason to touch her. I was wondering if she would shy away from my dirty hand, but instead she actually gripped it tightly and smiled at me and said good night sweetie. I believe she enjoyed it as much as me. I can’t wait to try that again.
this was one of the first pictures I took of my girlfriend, she keeps sending me more and more hot stuff, and I want to send her pictures so she can recreate them, which ones would you recommend me?
Met a guy and he's asked if I'd like to go skiing with him. I've never done it before but I'm excited to try! He's a Dom and seems suuuuper kinky (he likes race play and degredation) so I can't wait. We're gon get drinn too, this is going to be such a fun night ;3
The best sex I ever had was when I was strung out on Meth and fucked my buddy's wife with him. She squirted all over my face while blowing him, and then rode my cock for a while. She's so fucking sexy and I hope even just her and I fuck again. She seemed to have more fun sucking and fucking me than she did her own husband.
i love it when my gf wears this dress. so many men any age were looking at her tits. and not gonna lie. i would like it when they just groped her tit. or even flash cum on her
My mil is pretty fucking awesome I must say. Just nutty as squirrel shit and a lot of fun. The past couple of years she has started flashing me in front of my wife to piss her off. My wife hates it, but we laugh our asses off every time. Just being generally annoying. My way makes it way too easy for us to embarrass her. I stopped by her house today to drop off some lumber and we got to talking and joking and I got her to flash the camera so I could text it to my wife. I got an earful and an eyeful all at the same time. I fucking love my mother in law. And she’s easy to look at too. Figured you guys would appreciate it as much as I do.
GIANT BUTT
I was at a small house gathering.
And myself and others were talking about mountain biking.
Then this woman, Jenny, who's friends with my then girlfriend said "I have a giant butt."
I didn't say anything. I did not know how to react.
Thankfully after being 27 years old I had learned a little bit about life. I had grown up a bit.
So.... while sitting next to my girlfriend I resisted my urge to say "Jenny!! You have a lovely butt!!! I've noticed!!! "
No disrespect to my former girlfriend. But her friend Jenny had the most fantastic ass.
Anyhoo.... evidently i was way off topic. As we were all talking about mountain bikes.
Horny as fuck let's see some nudes and tell me what u want me to do to them (I am bi so both men and women are welcome )