I'm going to borrow $100 from you and never speak to you again.
I'm guessing we're all lying in here except you and me at this moment.
What this person said.
clean my fucking house
One, comfortably.
I'd sign her up for a credit card.
Smartphones are mirrors with benefits.
I may shove her in the lake.
I'd force her to pay her bills on time, by check.
I'd rescue her from an abusive home.
I confess I stole something from her.