have you tried searching yourself? because if you search 'incest video' on google you get more than a million hits.

the video you give as an example straight up SUCKS.

also, you are an idiot

it puts the lotion in the basket

dude, if you have a 'mostly naked' woman in YOUR bed, she isn't really there for a massage.

why do you hate yourself so fucking much that you're proud to be an asshole?

your self loathing is so intense it borders on arrogance. get over yourself. you are no better or worse than the idiots you pee on.

how could they win, when they have a quarterback so inept he inexplicably bounced his face off his center's ass (hard!) while handing the ball to the other team?

that's gonna be difficult, CAPSLOCK, since women feel like puking from just being around you. and of course then you say something and they start laughing and pointing at you, as if you were some sideshow freak. then they walk away, feeling violated by your skeezy glare.

CAPSLOCK, the ass-faced boy with no brain, forever alone....

also, stop posting on motherless

there are 3 girls in the first picture, CAPSLOCK. i knew you were a major fucking shit-for-brains, but i thought you could at least count to three.

i guess i was wrong.

also, stop posting on motherless

is it just me, or does it seem a little counter-intuitive to celebrate abundance with gluttony?

i am a veteran connoisseur of asian massage parlors (AMPs), as i have a lower back condition. i have visited AMPs in many cities in the US and a couple in Canada. in the city where i live (mile high), there are probably about 100 to choose from. they are always changing names or disappearing, only to have a new one open nearby. in most you can get a pretty decent massage, but not all. prices range from 40 to 60 up front, then you tip as needed for any extra service you might want.
of course my favorite places are the ones that give an excellent massage and handle my cock with expertise - i.e. taking the time to arouse me as opposed to just a clinical jerk.
Malthought gave good advice as to how to behave and give the right signals. also, i would suggest that you walk in with confidence and an aire of authority. look the girl in the eyes. with your attitude, show the girl a little respect and usually they will serve you well. remember these are asian girls who were trained to serve men.

no one in the history of the internet has ever been arrested for being on a website. EVER. because being on a website isn't a crime.
you would have to actually do something illegal, and let them know you were doing it, before any 'authorities' would think about considering to maybe start the paperwork that might eventually lead to someone, somewhere down the line, beginning an investigation on your internet behavior.

there are c.700,000 users for each internet investigator to monitor and keep track of. guess what? nobody gives a flying fuck about you being on motherless.

here are some rules of poker that only a vet could tell you

1) before you sit down at a table take a good look at each player. if you can't figure out who the sucker is among them, don't sit down because the sucker is you

2) there has never been an impatient winner. unless you KNOW you have the winning hand, fold.

3) bring enough money to the table to lose for a few hands.

4) when you lose the money you sat down with, walk away. when you double the money you sat down with, run away. you can always come back later.

well as you can see, OP, here on the boards we hate you by default. it's just the way it is. to gain any respect around here there are a few things you need to know:
- excessive bad grammar will get you flamed or nazi'd
- excessive correcting of other people's bad grammar will get you '-fagged'
- no one here will ever believe anything you post on the confessions board
- the boards are heavily polluted, for your own safety don't consume anything you find here
- the mods and other staff are inaccessible, ineffectual and boarder-line retarded, try not to make eye contact
- there is a well defined set of rules, knowing them is a requirement, but it won't help you at all
- there is an undefined set of banned words, i suspect it changes a little every day
- motherless.com is the most awesome site for perverts on the interwebs, but to maintain balance in the universe it is also the suckiest
- getting a 'premium' membership equates to giving a donation to keep the website running. do with that info what you will

and lastly,

- none of this is real, none of this matters in any way

happy fapping!

so, you seem to think that MOST pedophiles are rapists? really?

i put it to you that NO pedophiles are rapists! as soon as a person hurts a child they must give up the title of pedoPHILE (child lover) and become a rapist just like any other.

pedophiles don't hurt children, and people who hurt children are not pedophiles.

why assume it was taken down because of content? why assume it was specifically because of YOUR content?

i think you are a self absorbed wanker who thinks he's somehow important.

you are not important. threads disappear daily for hundreds of reasons. it has nothing to do with you, and your assumptions are irrelevant.

oh i'm willing to pay every penny i've ever made for just one more picture of a prostitute in a motel room.

really.

because that sort of thing is just so rare and hard to find on the internet.

also, you're an idiot.

denver metro area at least 100 AMP. average cost is 50/hour + tip

tease to anal, depending on where you go and what you'll pay

this doesn't qualify as a confession. take your intolerance to the Soapbox board.

this board is only for confessions. post your requests on the Requests board.

this board is for confessions. post your chicks on the Chicks board.