First off I giggled about "what would ye do to me" I imagined you talking like a pirate. Also I like your size. What are you, like 5'2"?
Theres still Quaker steak and lubes open?
Beef and broccoli all day
That dog hes seen some shit.
What a sexy little goth whore. I want to make you choke on my cock and beg for my cum
So just bend her over, and fuck her
isn't that what the dating scene is these days anyway? believe me, id love to be able to hold down a woman that wouldn't hesitate to bend over for me as soon as I came home from work, everyday. that's just not how it is though
I don't know. I guess its more disappointing than taking her to taco bell and never calling her again.