Duh. Pussy.
I like to put my buttplug in, and then go anywhere. My favorite plug is Doc Johnson's Titanman Trainer #5. It sits in place extremely well.
Places I have gone with it in:
Stores
Out walking
The park
Bike riding (potholes are fun!)
I have even gone to church with it in, very naughty!
Or I could suck her while you fuck me.
I want to suck her cock while she gets assfucked
I would tonguefuck your puckerhole until you were moaning and groaning with need, then I would slide my cockhead in and out of your spit-sloppy hole, teasing you with just the tip, until you suddenly thrust your sweet ass back, taking my cock all the way in..
Doan hit me no mo, massa!