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Uhhhhh it's called I used voice to text on my phone because I don't have a full finger on either hand or the entire use of my left hand because I served my country in the middle east and was injured by a roadside car bomb and it killed two of my buddies so that smart anal retentive motherfucker's like you can sit in a comfortable chair behind a computer and bitch about stupid shit that really don't matter goddammit I ain't writing no English paper FUCK AROUND I threw in a couple other mistakes if if u were wanting to grade my midterm
THERE ENGLISH PROFESSOR
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Cuz I'm a dirty white boy
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I posted some waiting on approval I'm trying to get some others off of old phones
Growing up a horny perverted naughty Catholic boy raised by a single mother. I can remember shoving her dirty panties in my face and smelling her sweet but musky pussy licking on the crotch and tasting her and masturbating to the thought of her for the first time.but she was a very good woman and even better mother nothing ever happened between us but I fantasize about it. I had to stay at my cousins Stacey's parents house quite often because my mom worked all the time but that was okay by me because Stacey always wanted me to play getting into high school we really didn't do too many things together anymore but it wasn't long until my uncle and aunt and two cousins Melinda who was 3 years older than me and Brittany who was just a couple months younger than me and both of them smoking hot and very flirty moved back from New Mexico taking them out one night to show them around and have a good time and meet some people having a few drinks and what ever else I noticed all my buddies working on them hard but neither one of them acted interested on the ride home Melinda to my left Brittany to my right me sitting in the middle ask them if they had fun and what they thought about my friends and why didn't they want to hook up with anyone they just giggled whenever we got to my house Melinda shut the truck off and both of them scooting closer to me and leaning in said the reason why we didn't hook up with anyone was because the guy that we liked didn't hit on us I asked who it was and at the same time each of them running a hand up my leg they said you then kissed each other then come towards me the rest was unbelievable we did that for a little while then Melinda got married had kids and changed she still flirts but Britney married twice still single has kids and we still continue to do what we do
