Holy cow, he really does look better as a chick. Maybe he should finally get that operation...
Yo momma so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car.
Does it come with cream filling?
He's a centauri... (That's a Babylon 5 reference for all you nerds out there...)
Raped by alien monsters, and all you can do is lay there and enjoy it :)
Hmm... I love space-travel...
I love monsters... And the coolest of them all is the Facehugger from Alien. :)
A joke about physics... Kewl! Someone once asked me if I knew a joke about chemistry... My answer: "Let me zinc about it..." ;)