RATE THE CUNTSI'm very excited cause one of them is mine 😂 Rate them on number. what looks the best fuck? and what is the garbage pussy ?
What do you guys think of me ?
Evelyn
Rate my little cunt from 1 to 10
Hate to break it to you married cucks out there but it's not any tougher to fuck your wives than it is to fuck single girls. Just slightly different tactics is all and I'd say it's probably even easier.
Sister, can I drink some of your milky?
When you take over ten hours to make A sexy bitch picture and post A board of it. Then it gets down voted and trashed.
for all the cock cum me on the body
i´m blind now!
A list of unique sex terms. If you know of any more, please post with description.
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.
Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.
The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
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I confess I laughed my motherfucking ass off when I saw this!!!! Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife!!! Ah, hahahahahahahahah! Cocksucker deserves it!
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/to_catch_cheater_QWsmV9IjTbQ2KRoocR8GwO
Does this catch your attention? Then check out the post below it LOLZ
Oops Sharted.
Not even elected, gets impeached.
Tomi Lauren conservative slut getting what she deserves.
The truth about Biden corruption video. Donald is beginning his new transformation.
I can't be the only one that wants to see Hillary have a load dropped in her
WTF? LOL
