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13 Nov 2011 12:28PM
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My daughter tried to tell me she got hit on by an online pedophile. I said "honey, you're 13 now, so you no longer appeal to pedophiles. The term you're looking for is 'child fucker.'"

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13 Nov 2011 12:46PM

Lame attempt at humor.0/10.
GTFO.

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13 Nov 2011 12:46PM

Who the fuck said I was trying to be funny, dork?

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13 Nov 2011 12:53PM

Dork?,its you that sounds 13.
GTFO.

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13 Nov 2011 12:58PM

The word "dork" has been around for about 40 years, dork. "Troll bait," however, is a more recent term.

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15 Nov 2011 10:48AM

I like the sound of "dork"!

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13 Nov 2011 1:14PM

That reminds me of my date last night. I got her good and trashed, and while she was sucking my dick, she looked up and blurted out, "My whole family thinks you're a pedophile!"
I was shocked at the outburst, so I asked her, "Isn't that an awfully big word for an eight year old?"

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13 Nov 2011 1:15PM

Lawl!

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13 Nov 2011 7:08PM

Actually, the term you are looking for is "hebephile".

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14 Nov 2011 5:27PM

YEP... child FUCKER
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Hebephilia refers to the sexual preference for individuals in the early years of puberty (generally ages 11–14, though onset of puberty may vary). Girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11; boys at age 11 or 12.[1][2] Hebephilia differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the sexual preference for individuals in later adolescence,[3] and from pedophilia, which refers to the sexual preference for prepubescent children.[4] While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,[5] the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults. The term was introduced by Glueck (1955),[6] who later credited it, without citation, to Paul Benedict.[7]

Debate is ongoing over whether hebephilia is a mental disorder, with Ray Blanchard and a number of his colleagues from CAMH arguing for its inclusion in the DSM-5.[8] The proposal has been criticized by Richard Green,[9] Allen Frances,[10] Michael First (DSM-IV editor),[10][11] Karen Franklin,[12] Charles Allen Moser,[13] William O'Donohue,[14] and other mental health professionals on various grounds. The current draft of the DSM-5, on which Blanchard serves as as Chair of the Paraphilias Sub-Work Group,[15] includes Blanchard's proposal.[16]

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14 Nov 2011 12:40AM

lol dosnt dork mean whale penis

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15 Nov 2011 10:49AM

It should!

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14 Nov 2011 10:34PM

dinks one and all

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