Oh my, police, you say? Oh, well, in that case, I won't slice anyone's face off.
Except yours. Because, clearly, you are a faggoty, dimwitted, motherfucking fucktard from the word go. And maggot-infested, worthless little trailer trash twats like you need only one thing in life: To have your ugly, mangy, pimply fucking face sliced clean off the bone and eaten by starving children in India.
You stupid fucking cunt.