Last night I got really high and fucked a waffle.
That's probably the weirdest sentence I've ever typed. And it was probably the weirdest thing I've ever done. I made a couple waffles, drenched them in syrup, and they tasted so good, and I was so high and so horny, that it seemed right at the time, so I took one of the waffles and just started mashing it into my pussy and rubbing it on my face. I still smell like maple syrup.
