You sound like a serial killer. Lol calm down. I mean honestly, could you be anymore stereotypical and unoriginal?? I didn’t even read the whole thing because I got irritated and bored by your ranting. I legit thought this was a joke post at first, only to read the comments and find so many other similar or like minded individuals.
First off, NOBODY is under any obligation to have sex with you if they don’t want to. Don’t worry, lack of sex has never made anyone’s penis fall off so I think you’ll be alright. I know it’s sooo hard when nobody wants to have anything to do with your penis BUT don’t fret! There are solutions! First, you can try this: take your penis in your dominant hand and hold it firmly (I recommend putting copious amounts of lotion in your hand). Next, close your eyes and imagine it is the hand of your hearts’ desire. Move hand up and down at desired pace. Continue until completion. You can also try fucking a cantaloupe. I hear it’s loads of fun.
If you want to cry or punch something that’s ok. This is a normal response for an emotionally stunted human as yourself. Please, only take out your aggression on inanimate objects, however. No living thing should have to suffer for your human ineptitude.
Being “nice” to someone does not give you a free pass to have sex with the them. And maybe you should take a hint from that “poor fag” (he said he has a girlfriend so that’s not even true) since you’re obviously desperate enough to post about your woes on some pornsite. And I’m going to take a wild guess that the person who said you’re unattractive was not wrong. If you look like Channing Tatum I doubt you’d have much trouble with the ladies. So go to the gym. Go for a run. Burn off some of that testosterone along with all that toxic masculinity. The other issue is your personality. I have no idea why these women are choosing you as their “best friend” because to me, you sound like a Grade A asshole that I wouldn’t trust with my address, let alone to be alone with or outside my changing room. But humor and chivalry go a long way in my book and I’m not the only one. The people who said you need to make yourself be seen as something more than a friend weren’t exactly wrong but I would be cautious about how you do it seeing as I have the feeling you’d have a tendency to come off as creepy and incredibly rape-y (pro-tip: most women do NOT find this attractive). I’d suggest try watching some Queer Eye. This will accomplish many things at once: update your wardrobe, your living space, and your lifestyle while also combating that pesky toxic masculinity. No ones gonna wanna have sex with someone who dresses like a pedo or rapist and whose house matches (I’m gonna err on he side of you probably need major help in this department).
When talking to people, even if you disagree with them, don’t resort to low level insults and use words like “fag” “nigger” “cunt” “bitch” etc. This makes it obvious you aren’t very smart and have no other response than to use outdated and offensive terms to attempt to insult people. It is obvious your insecure. Maybe you have a small penis or maybe your mother didn’t hug you enough but whatever the reason, using these words and coming at people with insults like this just makes you seem even more immature, insecure, and unintelligent.
Temper tantrums get you nowhere. We use our big boy words to ask for what we want.
Also, I just realized this thread is 10 years old lol. Hope everything turned out alright.
