Boards - confessions - Whilst preparing dinner one night last week I couldn't help but notice how phallus like the carrot I

-3

@confessions

01 Jun 2016 3:59AM

• 448 views • 0 attachments

Whilst preparing dinner one night last week I couldn't help but notice how phallus like the carrot I had selected looked, after a number of minutes I couldn't resist any longer and I confess I did what anyone would do in such a situation and took the carrot, slathered it in lube and whilst lying on my back with knees bend guided it into my ass. It felt so good and I was soon pumping it in and out of my ass quite rapidly.
After about an hour after an inwards ramming of the carrot it broke leaving quite a portion deep in my ass. I tried several methods but was unsuccessful in removing it from my ass. I went to the hospital and despite the odd stares they were soon attempting to remove the offending vegetable. It wasn't painful having it in there and felt kind of good still but I wanted to get it out.
Fortunately the doctor at the hospital was a guy and during much of the procedure I was rock hard. It took about two hours but they managed to get the piece of carrot out of my ass and sent me on my way with a warning to not attempt using vegetables in this way again. They would not give me back the piece of carrot so that night dinner was a bit light on. But still a enjoyable night.