No. Easter is about celebrating the story of Jesus's dad contriving a plot spam he would send his favorite son down here to this planet he already fucked up badly, have his special boy brutally murdered, then decompose in a cave for a few days before suddenly springing back to life. All this violence and magic just so the allegedly omnipotent dad could have the power to forgive us for being the way he made us, and doing the things we do, which we now know are largely determined and predicted far more by our individual genetic codes than any other single factor.
Great job, dad. If that's how you treat your favorite boy, I'd hate to be very far down the list.
So happy fucking Easter, you retarded, brain dead Christians. Go eat some ham for the Jews.
