Wow, what a bunch of fucking prissy buzzkills here. Goddamn hall monitors here at a filthy pornsite made by pervy degenerates for pervy degenerates.
Would you last two ass-sticks prefer reading about fluffy bunnies, sparkling rainbows and heroic unicorns? Get a life you pathetic fucking morons, and let OP tell his story. You're the same tiny-dicked douchebags who rush to be the first to tell everyone a thread is fake. Now you get one that's plausible and you break your necks to tell everyone that OP is going to jail. You should go back to playing video games and reading cartoons, where you're slightly less annoying to people. Fucking fucktards.
