Not you, not your dick, not even an actual dick, not your cousin Annie, not a confession.
Let me repeat the most important thing: not a CONFESSION.
If you're confused:
con·fes·sion
/kənˈfeSHən/
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noun
noun: confession; plural noun: confessions; noun: confession of faith; plural noun: confessions of faith
1.
a formal statement admitting that one is guilty of a crime.
"he signed a confession to the murders"
Similar:
admission
owning up
acknowledgment
profession
revelation
disclosure
divulgence
exposure
avowal
unbosoming
Opposite:
concealment
denial
an admission or acknowledgment that one has done something that one is ashamed or embarrassed about.
"by his own confession, he had strayed perilously close to alcoholism"
Similar:
admission
owning up
acknowledgment
profession
revelation
disclosure
divulgence
exposure
avowal
unbosoming
Opposite:
concealment
denial
a formal admission of one's sins with repentance and desire of absolution, especially privately to a priest as a religious duty.
"she still had not been to confession"
OFTEN HUMOROUS
intimate revelations about a person's private life or occupation, especially as presented in a sensationalized form in a book, newspaper, or movie.
"confessions of a driving instructor"
2.
a statement setting out essential religious doctrine.
"a Protestant confession of faith"
the religious body or Church sharing a confession of faith.
noun: Confession
"leading figures from every Christian confession"
a statement of one's principles.
"his words are a political confession of faith"
Origin
late Middle English: via Old French from Latin confessio(n- ), from confiteri ‘acknowledge’ (see confess).
