The other day I was out golfing, and having a pretty louse game at that.. When I chipped one over by the pound. when I went to go find my ball, and sitting right next to it was a frog. The frog then looked up at my and said “{rippit Nine iron”…. I was like “did that frog just talk???” but, I took its advance and grabbed my, nine iron, and wouldn’t you know it, smack, right on the green. So, I took the little guy with me for the rest of the game, and he was right every time, had the best game of my life.
I asked the frog, “what now??” the frog said to me “{rippit Vegas!!! ”... I though to myself, if it knows cards half as good as it knew golf, I couldn’t lose, so off to Vegas we went. I was winning left and right, I was doing so well the casino even comped me a suite. So, after a long night of gambling, I go up to my room with my new little friend in hand, an I said to the frog “you have done so much for me… is there anything I can do for you in return?” the frog looked up and said “{rippit Kiss me ” I figured I owed it that much… if that's really all it wants in return. So, I gave it a big kiss right on the lips, an all of a sudden {proof the frog turns into a beautiful young princess...
An I swear officer that’s how she got in my room…...
LOL
