OP here, i typed this on notepad and pasted it over, but i didn't select/paste the first paragraph:
okay, so maybe 6 months ago i met a cute asian girl at the call center i used to work at. let's call her trini. i took immediate interest in her, we would talk about philosophy and blah blah blah. one night at work, she confided in me that she's still a virgin (at 22) and very sexually frustrated. fast forward a couple of months, we start hanging out, outside of work, but just friends. one night we're eating dinner and she flat out asks me to have sex with her, saying she's very tired of being a virgin.