i do the caliber of work that makes people swoon they love it so much. i have skills that most craftsmen dream of. i usually work for 8 months a year, and spend the rest of my time playing. when i work i work 3 ways; hard, fast, and continuously. my apprentice can barely keep up with me.
i do all this with a crushed vertebra for which i could collect a sizable disability.
i don't have to call myself Boss, i have everyone else to do that. OP, if you can be happy with yourself that's fine, but don't try to convince us that you're anything but a burden. certainly not boss of anything but your own dick.
