Had a interesting experience last weekend with my sister-in-law. She needed help bringing a couple of big area rugs into her house and I offered to help because I have truck. First rug went in living room no problem. Second rug had to go in her bedroom so Im carrying rug and following her into bedroom. She was trying to figure out where to put it and I noticed a big vibrator on the table next to the bed. Guess we saw it at the same time because she was like oh I forgot to put that away Im so embarassed. So she grabs it and opens a drawer in the dresser and opens a shoebox and puts it in there. I saw the box had a bunch of other toys and I was like damn you got enough of those? Told me she like to mix it up sometimes. When she left the room I was looking in the box and she came back and caught me looking and said something like, are you still looking at those kinda laughing. Told her I was just curious. Told me we had to finish up and came over and shut the drawer. After we finished with the rugs she gave me a couple beers for helping and I asked what's with all the different sizes of those toys. She told me she used them different ways and wouldn't say no more. Im gonna go over there when she's not around and look some more.
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Dude, sounds so familiar! My wife is pretty thick, my sister in law is a spinner, petite with B cup titties. Her boyfriend and her broke up and he kicked her out of their condo so I had to help her move. My wife had to stay home and watch our son, so I rented a truck to help get all her stuff. We loaded it up and when we were moving all the boxes in to her new place, one of them broke. A double dildo and a jack rabbit vibrator and a few other toys were on the floor. Her face turned red. I didn't know if I should help clean it up or just walk away but my instincts reacted before my brain and I bent down and picked up the double dildo to put in another box. "I can get it, I'm so fucking embarrassed!" She grabbed it out of my hand. "Nothing to be embarrassed about, we have toys too it's only human." "yeah but **** doesn't have a double dildo... please don't say anything about this, she doesn't know I'm bi." I laughed so fucking loud, and the look on her face was priceless. "What?!" "**** is bi too. You're both sisters and you're both bi, that's fucking epic shit right there. It just sucks that you're sisters - for me at least." I laughed, she laughed, nothing happened (kinda wish it did - I'd fuck the shit out of her, and she knows it.)
You should go over when she's there and ask her to demonstrate how to use them. "I've always been curious to see how they work," could be a good way to start the conversation.
Thought about taking some batteries over as a joke
That's actually a pretty good idea. Wrap them up like a present.
Yeah, I had the same idea. Gonna buy her a 8pk of C size. Let you know how it goes
Most battery powered sextoys nowadays take AA or AAA...Just saying
Thanks for the tip, some of them looked big so I assumed C. I'll get the A's
If in the US Might I suggest BigLots or the Costgo kirkland brand as they are made by duracell...I bought a "body wand aqua" that is fairly big it takes 3 AAs same for the Vibratex Mystic but most highend or large vibes are USB rechargeable...
I had a similar experience while moving my mother and her belongings to my sisters house 5 years ago after my dad passed away. I was pulling boxes out from under the bed and I opened a shoe box and there was a 6" dildo, a vibrating egg and a butt plug in the box. I quickly closed the box and said nothing. Last year my mom had to mom again due to my sister having to move because of a job promotion. I built my mom an inlaw apt in my basement and I often wonder if she is still using her toys.
I once visited my mum's place. I went to the bathroom and there was a large flesh co!outed dildo suction cupped to the bottom of the bath. I went back downstairs and said to her that I liked her new line in bath toys. She thought for a second and then just laughed. I did
Leave a present on it before I left though
