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16 Jan 2013 11:43AM

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I confess I wish I was a vampire because they have mad sex, and I'd be able to fuck and bite bitches and drain their blood.

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Anonymous

16 Jan 2013 11:14PM

I knew a vampire once. He only slept with his wife once a month.

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Anonymous

16 Jan 2013 11:59PM

But vampires can't get a boner. No blood circulation and all that.

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Anonymous

17 Jan 2013 12:17AM

Exactly. Obviously. The OP is a moron who thinks shows and films give accurate depictions of folklore.

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Anonymous

17 Jan 2013 10:59AM

Got that right.
The sexy, cultured vampire we see all the time is a 20th century invention.
Places where people have traditionally believed in and lived with vampires see them as what we call zombies.
The Walking Dead.
And they look and smell like it.