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04 Jul 2016 6:23PM
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Hear ye, hear ye! I confess:

In honor of American Independence Day, as well as the ubiquitous faggotry that has permeated these boards in the last couple years, I offer a poll to those who can read.

Into which American Founding Father's colonial ass would you most like to bury your cock?
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04 Jul 2016 6:35PM

I think I would rather see them all bugger you.

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04 Jul 2016 6:37PM

Damn have you tried to open the closet?

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05 Jul 2016 2:25AM

Come on, you fucking faggots! Cast your patriotic, shit-stained vote before it's too late. So far it's a three way tie between Hamilton, Jefferson and Jay.

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05 Jul 2016 8:23AM

I would go for George Washington, but before he founded America. Maybe I could have settled him down so he wouldn't be so angry at the state of the Commonwealth.

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05 Jul 2016 8:42AM

But don't you think it was anger, in part, that fueled his success as a military strategist and leader? Or would you have stood against independence for the colonies?

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05 Jul 2016 11:20AM

Ok... I'm a proud polysexual American... However, I don't think I'd choose to have sex with any of the founding fathers... Forgetting that Jefferson never freed his slave babymamma before he died, and Washington had nasty false teeth made of lead and sheep teeth, and Franklin was an obese and diseased sex fiend... lol... Personal hygiene and grooming wasn't a priority back then... So I say none of the above

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08 Jul 2016 12:42AM

By all accounts, Hamilton was considered by women to be attractive. And Madison, as a tiny little guy, would've made a great twink. If you're into stimulating conversation and big brains, either of these gentlemen would've made a fine catch for the fudge packing faggots here.

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