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21 Oct 2020 3:13PM
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My confession is that my wife is going to pound my asshole super hard with this cucumber tonight. Can’t wait.

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21 Oct 2020 3:17PM

you're setting the standard. ;)

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21 Oct 2020 3:37PM

Hell yeah.

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21 Oct 2020 3:47PM

is there anything at the grocery store that works better ?? or is cucumbers the apex ?

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21 Oct 2020 4:12PM

I like using these babies they are thick and long.

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21 Oct 2020 5:23PM

Just one, or all three?

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21 Oct 2020 5:34PM

Just 1 lol.

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21 Oct 2020 5:43PM

just one cucumber,one yam and one large eggplant. got it... ;)

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22 Oct 2020 12:10PM

Maybe we can get George Thorogood to put that to music

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22 Oct 2020 12:49PM

next time he re-issues the cd. he should include that line in the song 'one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.'

and the crowd would go wild. :)

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21 Oct 2020 8:47PM

That’s hot af. Can I come over? I’ll let you both fist me. You can hold each other’s hands and double fist me. Always wanted to do that. Lol

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22 Oct 2020 3:11AM

Invest in a strap-on or suction cup base dildo.
These have been stuck in men's intestinal tract and required extensive emergency surgery. You don't want to see that video

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