Hey guys, I have a good poem for you guys, I'm not gay but my boyfriend is, so he usually likes to write poems to me.
Dear Dan, you are the man
I like it when you stick that dildo up my ass as far as you can
As I lay in bed and I wait
I sit here thinking about your penis and masturbate
I cannot wait for the very day
That I look in the mirror and find out I'm gay
Love, Earl aka Earlious Prolapsius :3
