1. Why does a woman have a clear conscience?
Because she knows she can get away with it.
2. Why are women so happy?
Because they get to own men.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because women will insist they can perform the analysis better, and argue with the results.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The man, the woman would get distracted.
5. How are women like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
compel you to buy things.
6. How do women exercise at the beach?
By strutting about like a slut in a bikini as soon as her man looks the other way.
7. What do you call a woman with half a brain?
Impossible.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and women?
Bonds pay you back in the long run.
9. What did God say after creating women?
What have I done?
10. What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
1. Not enough gossip as is. 2. Nothing else to do.
11. What do you call an intelligent woman in America?
A transexual.
12. If women could self-impregnant ....
They would try their very hardest to kill all men
13. Did you hear about the woman who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
No one cared.
14. What is an unnecessary bitch-fest?
144 women in one room.
15. How many women does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to guilt
