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11 Oct 2011 10:51PM
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How to spot a fake, commercially produced "sex tape"... FYI - most are commercial fakes.

- The resolution of the video is high
- The lighting is always good
- The sound is clear and audible
- It was filmed anywhere but a bedroom
- The guy's genitals are almost invariably shaved bald
- There is a third person in the room holding the camera
- The girl never expresses any shyness
- There are edits, sudden POV changes
- Any website address or watermark on the video

Now, the earmarks of an authentic video...

- Low resolution
- Not enough light
- Bad audio and almost always music playing on a stereo in the background
- The girl is always reluctant and repeatedly stalls
- Always in a bedroom
- Rarely is there any dialogue

That's all I can think of at the moment. You may not care if it's real or not, but for me, it means everything. Can you add anything to either list?

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12 Oct 2011 9:04AM

yes! i can ask if you enjoyed your 15th bday party last week?

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13 Oct 2011 4:24AM

'No Shit' Sherlock!

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13 Oct 2011 7:46PM

you forgot:

- dude(s) in vid spends more time filming himself than the girl and tries to act like he's best at sex in the world.

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