OP:
I could honestly not care less about any kind of reassurance. I'm completely aware a large portion of responses will be along the lines of 'suicide or gtfo', 'cry me a river', 'less qq' and so-on. There'll probably be a few 'fake!' and 'attention whore'-esque replies as well. It's just something I want to get off my chest somewhere no-one knows me, and no-one will find out about it.