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21 Sep 2011 3:23PM
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I confess that I would love to hear about the craziest place you have ever given/received a blowjob?

Wildest for me was with a female co-worker near the entrance of a Burger King parking lot while sitting in her car. A few people had walked by but didn't seem to notice. There was also a family that came out and got in thier mini-van parked two spaces from the passanger side of my co-workers car. It was awesome that nobody knew what was going on just a few feet away.

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21 Sep 2011 3:34PM

i am a woman now but when i was 16, i worked at a place similar to Chuck E Cheeses, with a kids play area, and video games and stuff. The manager had only me on the closing shift with him, and after the doors were locked, we fucked and sucked in the ball pit (you know, the net caged in area with all the colored balls that kids jump around in?) He made certain to squirt his cum all over the balls and we left it like that. It was funny to see the kids playing in it the next day. He and i just shared a secret look, and did it again that night too. He also plopped my ass up on the screen of the Gallaga video machine and came on there too.

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21 Sep 2011 3:44PM

Behind the sales counter at Guitar Center while they were open.
2 friends kept lookout while my gf at the time dropped down and sucked me off.

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21 Sep 2011 3:54PM

FUCK I APPLIED TO THE WRONG JOB!!

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21 Sep 2011 4:30PM

your mom

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21 Sep 2011 4:32PM

Cool stories, bros.

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21 Sep 2011 7:19PM

I use to work in a Factory a few years back, And was having an affair with one of the girls there, She was 20, i was 30.
Anyone she was a dirty one and we only did stuff at work. Anyone one day i was in the warehouse leaning against my desk and she came in to get stuff your the production room. i followed her to the place the stuff was and got my cock out as she bent over, She saw it and immediately put it in her mouth and started sucking.
The best bit was the owner/General manager walked in to the warehouse as i was getting blown. He could only see from the chest up, cause i and the girl were behind a pallet of containers.
So here i was was talking to my boss over a pallet while getting sucked off. She knew he was there too.
So boss left after 5 mins of talking and i blew my load in the girls mouth, Then we both when back to work.

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21 Sep 2011 7:30PM

omg! i can't imagine you being able to maintain facial composure for a 5 minute talk to your boss while getting blown!

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21 Sep 2011 7:56PM

im a paramedic and I have been blown several times in the back of the ambulance. Also the grab rails on the roof in the back are great for when you need a lil extra leverage.

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21 Sep 2011 8:44PM

in the parking lot of a super 8 motel in my car by the night desk girl i had to watch the desk from the car to make sure nobody came in as she sucked me off,decent looking girl bit chunky but awesome bj!

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21 Sep 2011 9:33PM

i went round to see my ex , Martina , she was baby sitting two of a friends kids, a 6 yr old girl and 4 yr old boy. i sat beside them on the couch watching tv, Martina sat beside me and put a blanket across all 4 of our laps, she unzipped me me and gave me a hand job, i spunked in her hand, and still sitting beside the two scooby doo fans she took her cum filled hand from under the blanket and sucked and licked all of my sperm from her palm and fingers, Martina sucked each finger clean and swallowed all of my cum.

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21 Sep 2011 9:56PM

i want to meet this martina

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21 Sep 2011 9:52PM

spam bopper down the street. We were in the cab of my pickup, her sucking like mad, my wife coming from one direction, her dad from the other. She finished just before they converged on us.
Told them I was helping her understand the wiring of a vehicle. She wanted to be able to work on her rigs.

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21 Sep 2011 10:02PM

I had numerous hookers, and it would be in my car on the street...one time a guy walked right behind my car, I'm not sure if he knew or not, but i was done as I noticed him walking away, just glad he didn't bother us...

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21 Sep 2011 11:02PM

While dating my first wife, we went to a church sponsored camp for a week, not because I was religious, but so we could be together without parents around for a week. It was about an hour and a half away. Her mother drove, mine was in the front passenger seat. On the way there, she laid down and put her head in my lap. I threw a blanket across her, and my hand just naturally rested on her ass. It was dark, so soon my hand had slipped under her dress and into her panties. As I felt her begin to get wet, I was amazed when she unzipped me and began sucking my dick.I came, she swallowed and neither mother noticed anything.

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21 Sep 2011 11:05PM

OP - Awesome replies! The one posted about behind pallets happened to a friend wife who was blowing a moving guy. They were fixing to move to a new place and the husband had left to pick up something from the store. Her husband returned because he had forgotten something. The mover and wife were nehind a stack of boxes where the wife was doing her thing, but could not be seen by the husband. The husband asked the guy he he see's his wife, let her know that he would be back in about an hour.

This was relayed to me by the husbands wife, who was a very hot philipina, and quite horny. She was also a co-worker of mine and we got along pretty good, but I never scored with her. Darn it :(

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21 Sep 2011 11:50PM

philipinas are all whores trying to get their free ticket to the u s a. dirty dirty whores. so dirty...lol

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22 Sep 2011 6:38AM

Two come to mind for me. One was a street whore, in my car, in the parking lot of a church.

The other was a girl I worked with, on our lunch break, in the parking lot of the store and then we went back to work.

In some ways, being on the sales floor, winking at each other, knowing what she'd just been doing, was better than the blowjob itself.

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23 Sep 2011 5:30AM

man thats hot. let me hear about the chick at work

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23 Sep 2011 5:30AM

man thats hot. let me hear about the chick at work

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28 Sep 2011 1:51AM

Sorry, I missed this. Just now saw your reply.

There’s not really a whole lot to tell.

We worked together at a supermarket.

In the beginning, I was doing overnight stocking and she was a front end manager.

We talked and flirted a bit over a period of months and then I asked for a transfer to the front.

That meant she was technically my boss, which made what happened even hotter.

She changed the schedule so we could go to lunch at the same time.

We went and ate lunch, which I paid for and I was actually more or less joking when I asked her what was for dessert.

Her reply was, “you’ll see.”

Dessert turned out to be her slurping on my dick in the parking lot of the store we worked at.

She swallowed every drop and we went back to work.

As I said before, being on the sales floor with her, her winking at me, knowing what we’d just been doing was as hot as the blowjob itself.

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22 Sep 2011 8:09AM

When I was 17, I was tutoring a freshman girl at school. She asked me one day if there was ANYTHING she could do to thank me afterwards and, long story short, she ended up sucking me off from under the table in the school cafeteria. She also gave me her panties afterwards.

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22 Sep 2011 10:20AM

winner -for now ! - Martina sucking the cum off her fingers beside the kids.

runner-up - blow job between the two ids,cum on girls cheek.

keep 'em cummin ...

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22 Sep 2011 11:37AM

in my gf parents summerhouse..in bed with her OLD daughter sleeping next to my gf head..i fucked her mouth and pressed her up against her daughter..and then i pulled down the girls sheets and made sure my gf saw that..it made her even more horny so i withdraw from her mouth and let her jerk my cock over her face..very close to her sleeping girl..and yes i came..hard!
most landed in the girls hair and some of it on my gf tongue..happy days and nights,i'm going to my gf this weekend and yes..her daughter will be there to..

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22 Sep 2011 12:26PM

While watching tv, I was sitting on a couch while a girl laid across it with her head in my lap sucking on me while her mom sit in her chair in front of us with her back to us.

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22 Sep 2011 12:35PM

Her and I were on a bus for an hour and I literally didn't let her stop for the entire ride.

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22 Sep 2011 12:41PM

from my ex gf in the hospital..she was 17 and i 35 and it was during her abortion..we had our own room so she wanted to have sex while waiting for the fetus to come out..i didn't so she blew my cock and masturbated herself..god what a bloody mess that was..but i came!

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22 Sep 2011 1:01PM

In the back of a car from my gf, while her sister drove and her sister's bf was in the front seat. She pulled a sheet over us, but it was completely obvious what was going on. Her sister was not happy, and I think that's mostly why my gf did it. Shelley was hot as fuck.

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22 Sep 2011 1:29PM

In the chair at the dentists office by the hygenist.
In pre-op waiting for surgery.
And in our seats at a packed Pantera show.
I love public sex!

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22 Sep 2011 1:32PM

Oh yeah... and in soccer mom's van at a park while her 3 young daughters peered in and mom talked all kinds of lewd shit about what she'd want me to do to them while i looked right at them.

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22 Sep 2011 1:32PM

Oh yeah... and in soccer mom's van at a park while her 3 young daughters peered in and mom talked all kinds of lewd shit about what she'd want me to do to them while i looked right at them.

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22 Sep 2011 6:03PM

OP - Wow, I had no idea this post would generate so many replies. There are a lot of great posts here. I am enjoying all the great stories. Keep 'em coming, I see a lot of favorable comments for more, more, more....

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22 Sep 2011 6:09PM

Original poster here - Wow, I had no idea this post would generate so many replies. There are a lot of great posts here. I am enjoying all the great stories. Keep 'em coming, I see a lot of favorable comments for more, more, more....

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22 Sep 2011 6:41PM

I guess I haven't really done it in any exceptionally strange places but I've done it a lot of different places. Most of them the "common" spots.

-Movie theater
-School
-Lots of times in the car
-I've given a guy a hand job under a blanket while his family was in the room
-Outside plenty of times
-Dressing room
-Restrooms (so gross but guys seem to love it *shrug*)
-Hotel balcony overlooking the public pool

I suppose my most adventurous would be under a guys desk at his office. It would have just been exciting and sexy but a coworker came in while I was doing it and he talked to her for a few minutes while I sucked his cock, that made it extra exciting. He was a little mad I kept going but he admitted afterward that it was exciting and he came hard :)

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23 Sep 2011 1:31AM

Got a bj at a Foo Fighters concert.

I had nosebleed tickets in the very back of the venue. Supposed to go with a buddy, but he had to back out last minute. I took a co-worker who I'm flirty with. We always flirt and talk dirty, but that's it.

She didn't have the cash for the ticket, but I said it'd to waste anyway. She joked that she would have to 'work it off'. On the drive there we were joking about her working it off again, and I said road head would be a good start. She joked that if I got her drunk enough it would be a possibility on the ride home.

At the concert we were dancing close and having fun, got touchy-feely, etc. Suddenly she grabbed at my cock and said the head wouldn't wait for the ride home. So we went up a few more rows where nobody was, and she gave me a blowjob there. We were behind everyone in our section, who was watching the Foo Fighters of course, so nobody close saw us. But a few guys a section over saw and gave me lots of thumbs up!

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23 Sep 2011 10:38AM

A concert isn't complete without getting my cock sucked. Once, I bought 3 tickets early for a concert I knew would be sold out. A few days before the show,I advertised that I would let two of them go to a girl that would suck me off at the venue the day of the show, at least once during the show, then again as the crowd was leaving. I got several responses, but the lucky winner was a young chickie that wanted to take her brother to see the band. He "stood guard" and she fulfilled all the conditions, plus her and I danced with our hands all over each other most of the show, I fingered her til she came a couple times, and I fucked her on the hood of their car while we waited for traffic to clear out. We got together fairly regularly for a couple months, too.

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23 Sep 2011 10:57AM

The most suck-cessful concert i ever got to go to was an outdoor Grateful Dead show. I went with a girl I liked to call "Little Oral Annie." We had a blanket and picnic type setup. I bought her something pretty and she had my cock out and down her throat as soon as we got set up.
Then I spotted an ex of mine across the crowd, told annie I'd be right back and went over there. (I'm tall enough to see across crowds pretty well.)
The ex was there with a group of people that were both of our friends. i talked her into a circle suck (Gave her drugs.) Then told them i was going down closeer to the stage.
Some cute little stoner chickie glommed onto me there. She was short, so I let her sit on my shoulders after she took her shirt off. I bounced her around like that for a while, til she had to get down. I had my shirt off, and had a big Dead button pinned to my jeans. She touched it like she wanted it, and I moved her hand to my zipper. She got the hint and pulled me out and bobbed her head in time with the music.
When she swalowed that load, I got her pants down, put her back on my shoulders and returned the favor. I couldn't see the band, but that was OK. She had a lot of stray hands on her tits and ass. I walked away after she came and collapsed, her still naked on the grass.
The ex was still gangbanging when I went by there, and I didn't want to wait in line (besides being pretty tired), so I went back to the girl I came with, got her tits out and her skirt up and fingered her and got her stroking me for what was left of the show.

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23 Sep 2011 10:12PM

I got a blowjob in a movie theater a few months back. The wife and I went to see 'Sucker Punch' at a Sunday noon matinee, and we were the only ones there. Wife was wearing a skirt, and a few minutes in I reached over and started rubbing her pussy. I rubbed her off, and then she took my cock out to return the favor. But I wasn't interesting in a handjob. She was reluctant at first; even though we were the only ones there she was a bit afraid to get caught, and me rubbing her and her stroking me allowed us to still sit there inconspicuous-like. But I simply wasn't taking no for an answer, and I soon had her on her knees slurping my cock and balls while I watched those cute girls in that movie.

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24 Sep 2011 1:57AM

Awesome!

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24 Sep 2011 2:00AM

OP - Never been blown at a cocert, but you guys make it sound so........Ungghhhhh!

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24 Sep 2011 1:56AM

OP - Should change this thread to -- have you ever coerced a female into performing oral for something.....hummmmm!

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24 Sep 2011 11:49AM

In terms of oral coercion? I've turned my neighbor into my own personal blowjob whore.

She's a single mom who is always asking for favors; for me to do guy chores for her and asking to borrow $20 here and there. Sometimes when she needs a last minute babysitter for her son she asks me to watch him. She's cool, and would come over for drinks sometimes, and we used joke and flirt. I used to joke that since I never ask for any favors back she may have to start 'working off' her debt of favors.

Well we had a small falling out and didn't talk for about a month, until she stopped over desperate to borrow cash. I basically told her I was done with all that, and after some back and forth with her begging she finally said, "Remember when you said about me 'working it off'? I'm prepared to do that."

The best part about it is that she actually wanted me to fuck her 'cause she hates sucking cock, but I told her it's a blowjob or no deal. I figure she needs to know she's working for the money; I'm not gonna pay her to get pleasure from fucking me. She gave in and said fine, but that I couldn't cum in her mouth. I said not only will I cum in your mouth, but you're swallowing or no deal. She was desperate enough she agreed. The only nice thing I did (and still do) is provide her with a soda for a chaser.

Not gonna lie, the fact that she hates it so much makes it that much more fun for me. And she hates it enough that now she only asks for money when she's exhausted every other option. Obviously we still aren't really friends anymore, but about 3-4 times a year she'll knock on my door, and I'll know what she wants and what she's willing to do for it just by the look on her face.

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24 Sep 2011 12:05PM

When my friend and I were in the 7th grade he took me in the boy's restroom at school during classes. Our teacher had sent us on an errand. He took me into a stall at the end. There was no one else there. He had me take my pants and underwear down and sit on the toilet. He stood infront of me and took his penis out. I sucked it for him while I played with mine. He came pretty quickly and I swallowed it all. I then had my dry cum and we left. I was so nervous about doing it for him there and no one came in thank goodness. I went back to my classroom with the taste of his cum still in my mouth. He got me to suck him off again after school let out at his house before his mom got home from work. I did it for him at his house a lot but never at school before.

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24 Sep 2011 2:15PM

Had a bitch call me from jail. She was in for shoplifting and couldn't find anybody to bond her out. I told her, and made her promise right there on the phone with the cops standing there listening, that I'd do it and until she got my money back for me, she'd repay me at a quarter ($0.25) per load swallowed.
I made her do the bondsman when he came, too.
It was a couple months til her court date, and she paid and paid. (I could revoke her bond with a phone call any time. I knew the bondsman from his other job.)
I'd do shit like bang on her door at dinner time and tell her kids "It's time for mommy to suck Uncle ***'s cock again."
Fuck, but she hated me.
I got to do all the groping and exposing her I wanted, too.
Got her oldest boy--about 9, I think, calling her a 25 cent whroe.

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24 Sep 2011 2:45PM

I caught my supervisor stealing cash from where I worked. I got some proof and then blackmailed her. I got her to get me a raise, let me make my own schedule, and blow me once week. Mostly before or after work in her office, a few times in her office on our lunch break with people just outside the door. It lasted about 5 months until our main manager caught her stealing and fired her.

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28 Sep 2011 10:21PM

Bump

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28 Sep 2011 10:54PM

A few years ago I caught my neighbor's wife cheating on her husband. I had suspected something was going on, and I got my camera and got some blackmail evidence of her fucking some guy on their living room floor. I confronted her, and convinced her to suck my cock on a regular basis to keep my mouth shut. It started off reluctant on her end as you can imagine, but she eventually warmed up to it and we became fuck buddies. That lasted about 3 years until they moved away.

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16 Feb 2012 9:55PM

It was probably one in the morning in a rest stop along I-95 in Connecticut. We were driving from Boston to NYC for a weekend conference. She was totally hot for me - short jean skirt with no panties and made sure I knew it. I was driving and fingering her. She needed to pee so we stopped at a rest stop, she peed and when she came back she coaxed me onto the grass down a slight embankment from the parking lot where she thought we'd be out of view, dropped to her knees, undid my jeans and started blowing me. She was pretty good at it (al long as I didn't have to go down on her in return as she had really stinky-ass snatch). I was getting going when a set of headlights swung over to where we were goin at it and stopped almost dead on us. So I dropped to the ground. She wouldn't finish at that point, and I pretty much lost the mood, too. I did run to the restroom to wash the stehcn off my fingers, though, before we got back in the car!

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16 Feb 2012 10:00PM

When I worked at Chuck E Cheese, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob in the ball pit. He sat in the balls and I laid in them so I couldn't be seen. I swallowed. ;D

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