Back in the day I was with my parents in some mediterran country. There were many hills next to the sea. So my parents were approaching slowly and I was walking pretty fast.
On the top of the hill I saw some very seductive limb of a tree. I looked around. Even though it was very hot and sun everywhere I could not see anybody. So I pulled down my pants and let it inside me to jerk off.
Then I saw an unicorn and I told it to bow, for me to change from the branch to it. Damn that unicorn was good.
I am not gay though, I would never let a male limb of a tree or a male unicorn inside me.
