1) Because, predictably, she was a cheating whore.
2) The first time we slept together- granted we were basically kids at the time- she said "Love sucks, but true love swallows." And then she proceeded to give me the best head I'd had up to that point. And she only got better with practice. Just turns out, she wasn't only practicing on me.

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14 Sep 2011 3:25AM