id cook some lovely smokey bacon.......they'll hate the smell of burnt pork.....and you'll get to have a great sandwich and a laugh at the same time...
or.....
squeeze her breast gently as you pass her next time.......its bad enough to provoke a shocked look or shout....but not bad enough that she could prove it.....and most likely...she wouldnt tell her husband either....you could put it down to a physical version of tourettes...hahahahahahaha

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24 Aug 2011 1:33PM