I'm going to confess, I actually met a member of the cowboys and I made out with him, took him back to a hotel, and fucked him right there. I sucked his dick an then took him from behind doggy style. I'm this scrawny office guy and he's all hot and muscular, but he really just wanted somebody to dress him up in panties and treat him like a girl.
I honestly didn't know who he was at first, and don't follow football. When I talk to him I usually refer to him by a girl version of his first name. I don't have any idea how that football shit works, or if he's still on the team, but it was only a few months back. He gave me some kind of team photograph with Jason Garret's autograph on it. We met on the internet through a gay chat site, he was all paranoid about people finding out so he was really discreet at first.