You sir just made my day. This was just to funny on how you responded, well said.
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I wrote that before my internet service got screwed up (bad cable from the pole to my house..they replaced the drop today). I was going to write this long detailed message about how I'd use her until her uterus dropped out, then move along to her ass and mouth, but as I started to write, I decided it would be funnier to write what I did. I am truly glad you found it entertaining :) Just before writing this, I did another in a different thread, but I can't remember which one it was. I just wish I could come up with stuff like this ALL the time.