"I'm not gay, I just want to suck cock and get fucked up the ass." I confess I lawl uncontrollably every time I see posts like that.
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01 Jul 2011 3:01PM
When a girl tells me not to cum inside her, I take it as an open invitation to nut all over her face. Sometimes they get mad and go "WTF are you doing?" and I'm like "Following your instructions, you stupid cunt. Now go clean the splooge off your face, you look fucking disgusting."