I have a very honest confession to make... and a genuine regret.
Last night I got so unbelievably drunk at a night club. Made out with a girl (who I would like to add is a genuine model) and got her in the taxi and went back to mine. Ordered pizza's, because I wanted to have a sneaky shit before eating and fucking her I woke my housemate up and told him to entertain my guest while I went for one.
Did my shit in super quick time and thought to myself "Hey, I could quickly do that Angry Birds level!" Went into my room and started playing, checked my email, my facebook and checked the motherless board.
BOOM! I wake up and it is the next morning. No I didn't dream it... I went downstairs with the worst hangover ever. Turns out my flatmate pulled her in my place. I said to him "isn't that a bit rapey? She was wasted and you were sober." And he replied "No, I just pretended to be drunk. We organised to go out tomorrow as well, she seems nice."
I then found out that he had eaten my pizza as well and got so angry I texted her saying that my flatmate wasn't actually drunk, just pretending. She texted him having ago at him and said he basically raped her by taking advantage of her and that their date was off. He stormed off which was good, because I thought he was going to hit me. I went upstairs and fell asleep again. I only woke up 10 minutes ago.
Fucking over my friend is a regret and everything, but my word... he stole a fit bird and a dominos from me.
